steve murray

@Crocidolite11 But while it's there there's always a chance. I'm lucky enough to have other money so losing potential value on this pot doesn't really matter to me.

I have owned a £10 premium bond since 1979. It was given to me as a Christening present (at a time when it was very vogue to give such presents). Like a modern stablecoin, it synthesizes interest by making you eligible for randomized gifts and awards. Technically, you’re entered into a monthly prize draw and have the same chances as everyone else. The draw supposedly uses a dedicated random-number system called ERNIE (Electronic Random Number Indicator Equipment). ERNIE has been in use since 1957, although the system has been upgraded multiple times. In 2019, NS&I introduced the fifth-generation machine, “ERNIE 5”, which supposedly uses quantum technology (light-based random number generation) rather than the older thermal noise approach. I have no idea if ERNIE 5 is reliable or not. All I know is that every now and then, I like to check in on my bond to confirm it is indeed the worst random-income investment a godparent could ever have gifted their godchild. I am glad to report, as of today, that is still the case.

@Mike_kim714 01

These finally came in! First part of my holiday giveaway! Who wants a signed flag? First person to guess the last two digits of my FedEx account number gets it 😂

@Mishi_2210 95

Tell me the Number 99.9% Will fail

@TheLeedsPress Yes

Enough is enough #lufc

@Mike_kim714 89

To celebrate playing the DP World Tour championship, I’ll giveaway one gift from the clubhouse here at Jumeirah Golf Estates. Guess my locker number for the week to win! 1-200

@LUFCMOTcom Worse than the new Bullseye

Sum up that performance using 5 words or less 👇

@bullseye make it stop

@Survivinthe20s @ITV @ITVX It's dreadful, I thought it was a kids edition the questions are that easy

Well they didn't improve it from the pilot, sorry @itv @itvx you have fucked this right up, do something about that fucking clapping, its beyond crazy #Bullseye

@Mike_kim714 All of them apart from the mars bar

Which one of these will help dissolve my frustration and sorrow?

@johnnieO Boo Weekly

Who wants a 20th anniversary driver headcover? Show me you know ball — Name the most random athlete that comes to mind. I’ll choose my favorite

@ClarksonsFarm1 Definitely

Would you like to see Harriet in season 5?

@secretclubprov In our scratch stroke play you'd get maybe 4/5 people playing 36 holes in the day, so this year they've changed it to 2 rounds over 2 weekends and I'm guessing a lot more players will enter. Probably due to family commitments and older ones like me just don't do 36 in a day

Should the “club championship” normally held over 36 holes take place over one day or two ?

@Dwalsh925 @ByeongHunAn Too many beans 😂

@ByeongHunAn Had for the first time the other day. Didn’t hate it either! Prob would still pick US though 🇺🇸

English bacons are much better than crispy bacons. 👌 Don’t come at me my American friends

🚨 Matt’s Major Giveaway Is Back 🚨 For a chance to win these #USOpen goodies, JL shirt and hat and @twothumbgolf grip just RT and Follow. Winner announced on Sunday. Good luck!

@KylePorterNS @Garmin 137,652

Happy U.S. Open week. I'm giving away a @Garmin Approach S70 watch to whoever gets closest to guessing my total (Monday-Sunday) step count this week at Oakmont. Eligibility = Drop a guess in the comments below and be subscribed to our newsletter (link in bio) by Sunday night!

@JustinRose99 @usopengolf The blue one

Which one should I use for this week? 🔴⚪️🔵? @usopengolf #Flyhouse

@PGA After another poor shot I told someone they had too much loft when he asked what I meant I told him, a " lack of fu***ng talent".

What's the best golf joke you've ever heard?

@TheLeedsPress No

One word answers only... #LUFC

@marshyleeds Yes

Simple yes or no, are we winning at Luton on Saturday?