Crown Green Bowler (29)

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Crown Green Bowler (29)

@29Crown

Frustrated artist and cat butler

Scotland Katılım Kasım 2019

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·13 Eyl

I was thinking of selling these Joy Division Oven Gloves linocuts I did yesterday. I only managed a few, so I'd need to go back in and make more if there's demand. If you'd be interested, pls reply below and let me know if you'd prefer left or right. #HalfManHalfBiscuit #Linocut

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Gail Myerscough@GailMyerscough·21h

Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to retweet but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·23h

@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS And you can't even get bacon Easter eggs now because of woke and muslins. It's a disgrace.

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Cllr Jaymey McIvor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@McivorJaymey·1d

Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn 🙈 It’s like they do it on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Chocolate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend? @marksandspencer @GBNEWS

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·1d

@GrahamSmyth Everton was also given a 10-point penalty.

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Graham Smyth@GrahamSmyth·1d

Leeds United have been hit with £500,000 in Premier League fines for delaying kick-offs and second half restarts for nine matches this season. And the fines are only going to increase for future delays. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/football…

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·1d

@VishalShar46456 @elonmusk Enough with your context and nuance! We just want manufactured outrage at the Daily Mail.

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Vishal Sharma@VishalShar46456·2d

The Actual Facts — before the outrage machine:📌 What the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust actually proposed — not demolishing anything, not erasing Shakespeare. Adding contextual interpretation alongside existing exhibits — acknowledging that his works have been used historically in colonial education systems to establish English cultural superiority.📌 This is a legitimate academic debate. Chinua Achebe wrote about it in 1975. Gayatri Spivak wrote about it in 1988. It's been discussed in postcolonial literature departments for 50 years. The Daily Mail discovered it in 2026 and called it breaking news.📌 Shakespeare himself — born 1564, died 1616

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·2d

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Joshua D Phillips@JoshPhillipsPhD

The more I read this, the more I realize how it is utterly illiterate. How exactly do you decolonize someone’s birthplace? He lived there. No one came in and conquered his house. It’s just a house of a man that exists. These people are exhausting 🙄

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·1d

@elonmusk Believing anything you read in the Daily Mail?

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·1d

@DanWalesReform Yes, let's have more fatal and serious accidents because of impatient dickheads. Another vote winner. "War on motorists"? What a joke your party is.

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Dan Thomas@DanWalesReform·1d

Reform will scrap blanket 20mph speed limits and end the war on motorists. Vote for Reform Wales on May 7.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·2d

@Coops19891 He'll not keep a clean sheet if that's his problem

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Coops - Shadow Minister for talking bollocks@Coops19891·2d

The where now?

Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano

🚨 Thibaut Courtois suffers muscle injury in the anterior rectum of the right quadriceps. The Belgian GK could miss both games between Real Madrid and FC Bayern, reports Cope. Real Madrid staff will re-evaluate his conditions during next weeks.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·3d

@anon_opin Andrew could launch a range of pea donuts.

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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·3d

King Charles should lean into his fingers and sell packs of 10 extra large British beef sausages with a slogan urging shoppers to "get a couple of my sausages inside you" with him giving a cheeky wink on the packaging.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·3d

@bushontheradio I was once told that my tub of spreadable butter was very neat (no crumbs, uniform removal of spread).

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Andy Bush@bushontheradio·3d

A gas engineer told my mate Will that he had the CLEANEST BOILER he's ever seen. Have you ever had a weird compliment?

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·3d

@USAmbUK @Nigel_Farage @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Ambassador, that was good of you to travel all the way to Clacton to visit Nigel.

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Ambassador Warren Stephens@USAmbUK·3d

I met with MP @Nigel_Farage at the Embassy to hear his perspectives on the current status of the U.S.-UK relationship. Nigel has great respect for @POTUS @RealDonaldTrump and the United States. He is particularly fond of the Trump administration’s unwavering commitment to peace through strength. I look forward to working with Nigel to advance the security and prosperity of our countries.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·3d

@DeptofWar

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Department of War 🇺🇸@DeptofWar·4d

We are executing President Trump’s orders with speed and precision. Operation Epic Fury has decimated Iran’s military.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@fesshole This fess is a Wapping great lie.

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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·4d

I used to watch a porn actress but unsubscribed from her channel years ago because at the start of one of her videos she was reading The Daily Telegraph before the man arrives and they start bonking. Daily Telegraph can go hang.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@lukejcr The Price Is Far Right

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Luke Charters MP@lukejcr·4d

Seeing as Reform are embracing the gameshow vibe, I’ve been trying to guess their next one: The Traitors with Rob & Suella? No Deal or No Deal with Nige? Masterchef with Lee Anderson? One thing’s for sure though, advertisements won’t be done by Sarah Pochin.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@allleedsaway No

All Leeds Away@allleedsaway·4d

Will DCL be in Tuchel’s England squad on Friday? #LUFC

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@reformparty_uk Codswallop and chips

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Reform UK@reformparty_uk·4d

Nigel Farage serves Fish & Chips to customers in Bletchley this afternoon. 📸

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@EssexPR @Ed_Miliband

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Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧@EssexPR·4d

Hey @Ed_Miliband , you are a complete and utter moron. WARM BEER ?…

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@Nigel_Farage Don't you have bribes and a data scraping exercise to promote?

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Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·4d

Cllr George Finch wins his vote of no confidence in Warwickshire. It was a surprise to see the defeated Green Party motion wasn’t written in Urdu.

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@JonHollis9 The Price Is Far Right

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Jon Hollis@JonHollis9·4d

Robert Jenrick has gone from Shadow Justice Minister to gameshow host in just 2 months.

ITVPolitics@ITVNewsPolitics

'Nigel is gonna come to your house and he's gonna pay your energy bills' Robert Jenrick launches Reform UK's new energy raffle where households can enter to win a year's worth of energy for their street He is speaking at the launch of Reform's plan for energy bills

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Crown Green Bowler (29)@29Crown·4d

@ITVNewsPolitics "The Price Is Far Right"

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