karl

😂😂😂😂

Oh you guys have over 200 beers on tap? Yea we’ll take 3 coors lights

Welcome to Tennessee Hate Week

me opening twitter in the morning like a newspaper

@joshwunder @zachlanebryan joshhhhyyyyyyy hear me out... mine again

Can we get she’s alright added to the set list? @zachlanebryan

Friday with Pookie

Don’t talk to me for the rest of the day

Not okay until further notice

@StephBucket Dis is your invite🍸

@2Kkarll Thanks 4 the invite

Are power hours still a thing?

I don't flirt I just say every single one of my thoughts out loud and hope for the best

sometimes u have to eat a lil handful of shredded cheese straight out of the bag… can’t tell you why but I know it’s structurally important to human function

how to get over it: - snap yo fingers - do ya step - do it all by yoself

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop