Steph

Who tf was training for a 5k bc it certainly wasn’t me.

@StephBucket Dis is your invite🍸

Are power hours still a thing?

@2Kkarll Thanks 4 the invite

@StephBucket Yeah tonight @ my place

@alannaschwarz @Vbertoti54 will

That time of the year when you crank the heat before work and blast the AC after.

Is stealing magnets off cars and collecting them still a thing?

Nothing flares my temper like the parking garage at work.

This is Gambit. Everyone said the doggie paddle would come naturally to him. Turns out they were right. 13/10

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket twitter.com/glurpo/status/…

@alannaschwarz I want to play!!!

This gif accurately describes how I feel.

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

@theufcbaddy and I have the same dance moves.

My patient looked at my badge, and said “why wouldn’t you keep your hair that color, it WAS beautiful.” Thanks pal, really boosts the self esteem.

My patient’s husband looked at me, looked at my badge, then looked right back at me and deadpan stated “well you don’t look like that.” And you know what… he’s right. I am a badge ID catfish.

A patient asked me if I was qualified for my job because I didn’t know how much water a dishwasher can hold…

Too… I’m educated I swear

My patient told me I talk to loudly. Guess I’m not very therapeutic after all, time to retire.