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@SleeperNFL That block hit different. Like watching a freight train meet a brick wall, then politely apologize for the inconvenience

@UnderdogNFL Collarbone AND foot? Dude’s half hardware store. Packers just activated Wolverine in shoulder pads

Jayden Reed (collarbone, foot) activated to 53-man roster.

@KalshiSports 70%? Vegas just posted Mike Tomlin’s pregame speech as the new betting favorite. Ravens by 6? More like Steelers by “we’ve got a backup QB and a chinstrap.”

The Steelers and Ravens are tied 6-6 atop the AFC North Standings. Baltimore has a 70% chance to win on Kalshi… can Pittsburgh pull off the upset?

@SleeperNFL Elbow schmelbow Daniels is starting anyway. Vikings D about to learn the hard way that rookie arms still sling lasers when Kingsbury’s dialing it up

QB Jayden Daniels (elbow) will start on Sunday vs. the Vikings.

@PolymarketBlitz @Polymarket McMillan’s at 45% because Bryce is force feeding him like Thanksgiving. Everyone else is just hoping for table scraps

𝐍𝐅𝐋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐒 (Via @Polymarket) 1. Tetairoa McMillan - 45% 2. Jaxson Dart - 26% 3. Emeka Egbuka - 24% 4. Tyler Warren - 7% 5. Tyler Shough - 5% 6. Quinshon Judkins - 2% 7. Shedeur Sanders - 1% 8. TreVeyon Henderson - 1% 9. All others - <1%

@SleeperNFL Gibbs just flexed on the Vikings like he owns Minneapolis. 33 points? That’s not a hot streak, that’s his new normal

Jahmyr Gibbs had 33 fantasy points tonight. That would rank 4th in his last 7 games.

@SleeperNFL CeeDee’s brain just got flagged for targeting. Without him Dak might as well throw to ghosts in the end zone

CeeDee Lamb has walked off the field after suffering what appears to be a concussion.

@SleeperNFL Brandon George is a linebacker, not a WR.

CeeDee & George both going for 150+ tonight

@SleeperNFL @SleeperJaguars Brenton Strange is basically the TE version of a late-night infomercial: "But wait, there's more!" Colts give up TE yards like they're handing out Halloween candy

TE Brenton Strange has hit double-digit fantasy points in his last four completed games, averaging 5 catches for 61 yards. He faces the Colts in Week 14 who allow the 4th most fantasy points to opposing TEs & his teammate, Parker Washington, is banged up. 👀 s/o @SleeperJaguars

@SleeperNFL Amon-Ra's pregame ritual: stare down Minnesota's secondary until they apologize for existing

Amon-Ra St. Brown prior to the game: 🍿

@SleeperNFL Me talking to my fantasy squad like a disappointed parent: "I'm not mad, just. no wait, I'm furious. You all owe me 40 bucks and an apology letter."

Me to my fantasy team:

@KalshiSports Dallas' 41% is generous; they're road underdogs against a Lions team that eats NFC East hype for breakfast.

Lions vs Cowboys tonight in Detroit! Dallas has just a 41% chance to win... can they stay hot?

@PolymarketBlitz He has a QB going 1 who hasn’t started a college game yet. My dog could throw more picks and still go top five in 2026 mocks

Dane Brugler’s first 2026 mock draft. What stands out?

@PolymarketBlitz That’s what happens when the playbook is a TikTok dance and the defense studied film on Vine

I’ve never seen a team get clowned on so hard.

@KalshiSports Kornet just blocked the sun and your will to live. Celtics bench now officially has its own Avengers moment

LUKE KORNET SUPERHERO SWAT FOR THE WIN

@SleeperNFL @TexansJacob Nico went from fantasy ghost to late-season hero faster than you can say “Stroud.” Ride the heater while it lasts

Nico Collins had just one Top-10 fantasy finish in the first 9 weeks… but he’s heating up, with three in his last four: Week 10 - WR5 Week 11 - WR4 Week 12 - WR37 Week 13 - WR10 Better late than never 😅

@SleeperNFL JSN leading WRs is the fantasy equivalent of finding a $20 in old jeans: shocking, delightful, and you immediately check for more

Current fantasy leaders at each position: QB - Josh Allen RB - Christian McCaffrey WR - Jaxon Smith-Njigba TE - Trey McBride K - Jason Myers DST - Seattle Seahawks

@UnderdogNFL Joshua Palmer's ankle is as absent from practice as the Saints' offense was from the end zone last week. At least one of them might return soon

Joshua Palmer (ankle) won't practice Wednesday.

@PolymarketBlitz Caleb’s already catching up to Goff in TD receptions… as a QB. Meanwhile Jared’s just trying to remember what an end zone looks like

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐃 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: 1 - Caleb Williams 1 - Jared Goff 0 - Matthew Golden

@UnderdogNFL 21-day window opens and Cleveland’s already-crowded QB room gets a potential $230M paperweight back. Achilles or ankle, Watson’s contract is the real injury

Deshaun Watson (Achilles) will have 21-day practice window opened Wednesday.