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UncleChris

@2UncleChris

I'm shorter than my pic suggests. I don't have a car, and that's not where I live. Don't say I didn't warn you

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UncleChris
UncleChris@2UncleChris·
@elonmusk @X How long will this suspension last? And how the f*ck does one prevent sh*t like this from happening again?
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UncleChris
UncleChris@2UncleChris·
@PushChain I'm trying to do the tweeter verification but I keep getting this
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Push Chain (testnet arc)
Push Chain (testnet arc)@PushChain·
I’m getting flooded with requests for early access invites. Still don’t have one? This is for you. We’ve hidden 500 invites across push.org for a limited time. Finders keepers!
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UncleChris@2UncleChris·
@PushChain 👆I'm getting 'signature request failed'. Sent you a dm
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Push Chain (testnet arc)
Push Chain (testnet arc)@PushChain·
We’re nearing the end of week 1 of early access Which one’s your fav pick so far? 🍜 Ramenfi - swap any tokens between any chain 💰 Last One - last one to bid before timer runs out wins BIG PS: explore them all before the quests disappear!
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Elijah
Elijah@elijahkyone93·
I know what am saying cus i have been there before. I always taught women were the best after God mu father saw how we all love my mother without flaws one day he called me to escort him to work. He works at the NPA . That was the day I knew he was a staff to 2 companies and does side jobs for different companies like josephdam(if you know tincan port and the work josephdam does). I knew his reason for always not being around, and when he is around, he sleeps 80% of that time. I quit the private school I was enrolled for cus I dont know how he ends up meeting the fees . Boss now I can't rate anyone human above my father. He is a God a living God. What you want to do will change everything about how the child grows
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Maxvayshia™
Maxvayshia™@maxvayshia·
Personally, as a father (if i become one), from age 6, i will be taking my child with me to the hospital. He will see patients on the beds. Old and young. He will see practically, how futile it is to lust over material things at any cost, even at the cost of justice and morality. He will see practically how a single illness or unfortunate event can take away all that people risk their souls for. The wealth, the materiality. How fast everything goes away. He will learn from an early age how important it is to reach conviction of the fact that what really matters is the impact you make on your environment and your neighbors, using all that is MERELY GRANTED to you for a short while, not how many cars, houses, gold chains or phones you were able to amass on earth. They will know from an early age how short this time of schooling is, called earth life.
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Alhaji
Alhaji@yeankhar·
Kemi Adeosun was fingered in a certificate forgery scandal, guilty or not, she resigned immediately then went to attack thé scandal. But she resigned first. Honorable thing to do But look at PVC Sam allardyce trying to call Nigerians and AI liars. Shame.
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UncleChris
UncleChris@2UncleChris·
"If this is how you judge the quality of your person, through MONEY, does that not also point to the fact that you are just the most INAPPROPRIATE person for me, considering my above definition of QUALITY?"
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Writing this again for those who missed it initially. This post might be long but you of an open mind would gain one or two lessons from it. Sometime ago, I had a long phone conversation with a lady who has for a long time, over a year now, been on my case and moving towards me and wondering why despite how good looking and responsible she is, i have never gone past respectfully seeing her as an acquaintance. She doesn’t understand me and she said so. In our conversation yesterday, she said in a playful manner that attempted to shroud the seriousness of what she was saying, that she belongs to an astral family (spiritual family if you may) of goodluckers, what yorubas popularly know as EGBE. She explicitly expressed how this family bring money and opportunities to their loved ones and people their persons marry. She said things would start happening and money will start coming and I wouldn’t know where or how it comes. Little effort, big money. In case you are wondering, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS and is the reason why you see some men rise sharply as soon as they are strongly linked with some women in a union. But this is not the point of this post. The point is, i was quiet althrough, listening carefully but she did not know that those were information i already KNEW about her all along and even more about her she is yet to know. Of course she sees me as an innocent Medical Doctor and has no idea how deeply spiritual i am. I have always been so simple to her. When she was through. The Dr. Jekyll part of me receded into the background and Mr. Hyde came out. The Blunt and cold Hyde. So i pointed out to her: 1. I date and marry you, things start happening and i start making MONEY, lots of it, then days when misunderstandings happen, you are quick to ask me if i would have been this rich if it weren’t for you. This is even if i didn’t also have my own spiritual family and backing (I am not a spiritual orphan lmaoo). 2. You want to point out to me how valuable you are as a person and how much of a perfect partner uou could be to me and you are bringing MATERIAL WEALTH as your pointer to this your fact? Materiality and Money that don’t last? After all those riches and stuff, what else? Things that a single CANCER which anyone could have at anytime or one unexpected RTA would take away in split seconds? 3. I judge people by the QUALITY of their personalities and NOT the size of their pockets or how rich they can make me and QUALITY here goes FAR beyond money, cars, houses, good clothes and iPhones. And honestly if i saw these qualities in you all along, i would have been the one moving towards you. This conversation would not even be necessary. 4. If this is how you judge the quality of your person, through MONEY, does that not also point to the fact that you are just the most INAPPROPRIATE person for me, considering my above definition of QUALITY? 5. If this is how you judge quality, through the eyes of materialism and money, what kind of VALUES particularly would you be impacting into the lives of our children? Cos i wouldn’t be looking to pick a spouse for myself alone but also a perfect MOTHER for my children. The rest of the conversation is history. The point here is, many men would see that as a perfect spouse. Not many men would look or think deeper. But know that your VALUES determine EVERYTHING around you and determine what you get from life. This is what is meant when it is said that your THINKING shapes your world.

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NaijaHustler
NaijaHustler@NaijaHustler_·
@instablog9ja What about us that Ejac¥late 30-50 times monthly? That's enough Ejac¥lating to cover my children and grandchildren.
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Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
Ejac¥lating 18–21 Times Monthly Can Cut Down Chances of Prostate Cancer — Doctor Abbasi Educates Men Chief Medical Director at Heritage Men’s Clinic, Dr. Rasheed Abbasi, has stirred reactions after claiming that frequent ejac¥lation could significantly reduce a man’s risk of developing prostate cancer. Abbasi made the statement during a recent interview on ‘The Morayo Show’, hosted by award-winning On-Air Personality, Morayo Afolabi-Brown, where he emphasized the importance of men paying close attention to their reproductive health. According to him, multiple ejaculation plays a crucial role in reducing cancer risk, referencing a long-standing study conducted by researchers at Harvard University. Speaking during the interview, he said, “This research was done over 20 years ago. And by the way, it was not done by men, it was done by female researchers in Harvard. A man that ejaculates less than 4 times a month has 33% chance of prostate cancer. They went further to say that 18 ejaculation to 21 ejaculations and above decreases that chance. The theory behind that is called Stagnation theory. Every cancer, breast cancer, ovarian cancer, prostate cancer, when we diagnose these and we look at the cells, we see toxins, toxins that could have been flushed during ejac¥lation.” He further explained the physiological differences between men and women, suggesting that both genders are biologically capable of engaging in s+x¥al activity up to 21 times. Using a metaphor to describe arousal differences, Abbasi added that when a man sees a woman he likes, his body reacts quickly “like a microwave,” while women, he said, respond more gradually. He concluded by stating, “it’s like oven, you need to pre-heat it. So, When a woman enjoy love making she gives you 21 times,” he said.
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YOM🗣️
YOM🗣️@ThaBoyYom·
@Wizarab10 Popular Mantra: “Men can’t help you without wanting anything in return” BF: So who was that guy that sent you money the other day ? GF: He’s just a generous friend babe, we’re not even close like that
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billion 🏖️
billion 🏖️@mamuzoBV·
@willinilli024 she didn't expect you not to laugh, you can laugh. same way she can block you. both of you are exercising your liberties. it's not that hard.
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ATP@AndoverPhist·
@xai Can I get a filter for X that lets me block all AI generated content too? I'd like to occasionally have a version of X where I could trust what I see. Without any user controls X risks being dismissed as AI bullshit. An on/off switch fixes that.
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?
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Ada MaziJoe
Ada MaziJoe@AdaMazijoe50332·
@UnkleAyo "I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism."
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your boy Armani 🫂
your boy Armani 🫂@armanifeante·
Reducing what goes on in a boy’s head on his birthday to fake maturity is an evidence to how insensitive the other gender can be to a boy, many times even in relationships. For boys, a lot of expectations are attached to age While birthday is a call for studio photoshoot for some for many boys, new age is a reminder of the apartment of their own that they should have had It’s a reminder that they are getting too old to be where they’re financially, academically and relationship wise etc On a normal day a boy could just sit and start thinking of how to move forward in life, that thinking is more intense on a birthday So if they don’t send a picture of themselves as broadcast to all contacts on WhatsApp group for a repost, it’s not a flex They are grateful for life, but when they have something truly worth celebrating they won’t hold back It’s not fake maturity, we are usually on a date with reality and reality is not friendly.
Oyinda!💙@Oyindamola41269

Boys, this fake maturity on birthdays has to stop . Celebrate yourself you’re not a cockroach. Post yourself, let us wish you abeg.

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UncleChris
UncleChris@2UncleChris·
I first saw this movie on Twitter. Then on someone's w status. So I downloaded S1 that night, intending to just see 1 or 2 episodes because I'd just finished The Night Agent. I ended up watching 6 episodes straight. My advice, if you're jumpy like me, don't watch alone at night
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