Russ Pancake

@FSUmollz Hopefully he's reliable tonight as that Subaru he rode in on

I respect his unwavering commitment to dressing like a lesbian

@SaraElyse128 His base salary this year works out to about 70k a game check. He won’t be playing week 1. He made more than that at LSU.

@brfootball Enron accounts weren’t smart enough to put this man on their balance sheet.

2011: Anderlecht ➡️ Chelsea—$17M 2013: Chelsea ➡️ Everton—$4M (loan) 2014: Chelsea ➡️ Everton—$40M 2017: Everton ➡️ Man Utd—$95M 2019: Man Utd ➡️ Inter—$83M 2021: Inter ➡️ Chelsea—$127M 2022: Chelsea ➡️ Inter—$9M (loan) 2023: Chelsea ➡️ Roma—$7M (loan) 2024: Chelsea ➡️ Napoli—$33M $415M has been spent on Romelu Lukaku 💸

@BarstoolBigCat @Jerrythekid21 Some serious libsty-nining

What the heck is this @Jerrythekid21?!?

@nypost Cleo McDowell could do the funniest thing...

McDonald’s is testing a bigger burger — here’s what’s on the ‘Big Arch’ trib.al/eNqYAfj

@SaraElyse128 The horny police's phone lines are currently jammed because some pole vaulter decided to play tummy sticks during the Olympics.

@SaraElyse128 I don't know any Italian dishes... But I like Olive Garden

@BarstoolBigCat Fluent in 3rd person

Legend

@SaraElyse128 A man who just wants to keep his inner peace.

@SaraElyse128 BoobsFanRonald

@MenInBlazers A Cunt

FIFA President Gianni Infantino pictured at the Paris Olympic games opening ceremony.☂️ What is he dressed as? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

@ChefGruel Congrats on the seggs

True story about one of my first dates w Lauren. All about the balls.

@SaraElyse128 You never know what kind of moves he'll make at the trade deadline.

@nflmemes Gonna be like Lamar Latrell throwing the javelin

@SaraElyse128 Hitting doubles

@SaraElyse128 Yes... but with less pocket awareness than Stevie Wonder

@SaraElyse128 Jackson Mahomes

@4WhomJBellTolls Selling Brock Purdy and Jordan Love

Acquiring Brock Purdy and Jordan Love in your Superflex dynasty leagues was the best move you could have made last offseason. What’s the best move you can make this offseason?