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@predederva @benedictsred Honestly I thought it was India Indians but then I realized I only thought that because of racist cartoons of snake charmers so like... everything is racist, everything is cringe, we're all going to hell or something.

@2grl1cp @benedictsred Did it refer to natives or India Indians? I never knew

Really stuck because I don’t want to be racist but I refuse to say crisscross applesauce

@ormnst @benedictsred That IS the point.

@2grl1cp @benedictsred Not sure about it being the soul but that's different cringe worthy.

@ieatchinchillas @benedictsred Uh no, they'll elect me President. Obviously.

@2grl1cp @benedictsred after you say this everyone will clap and give u high fives and a girl will ask u to prom probably i think

@TheOneHere8 @benedictsred It's really nice that other people are finally realizing this fact. 😍

@2grl1cp @benedictsred You’re the coolest person alive oh my god i love you !!!!!!! You’re so fucking awesome

@fallingflxwer With the power of hyperfixation, all things are possible.

@2grl1cp me 🤝 my manic episodes writing 7k in a day and then laughing when people say it’s not possible

being a writer recently is so exhausting i've been writing for 20 years and this is the first time people act like writing fast is suspicious instead of, idk, having free time and ideas

@1MissBridget @benedictsred Ok.

@2grl1cp @benedictsred Those of the types of weak stories you make up in your mind

@SaraForTexLege I live next to protected wetlands. I planted lemongrass along my property line and put up a ton of bird houses and feeders.

Alright, y’all. I need reqs. It’s officially scratching season and the THREE citronella candles I have on my back porch aren’t cutting it. Do mosquitoes love citronella now? Shoot me your best and most trusted outdoor repellent products - because I am NOT messing around this summer.

I married a fucking monster. Is this like cast iron seasoning? Will I ruin the flavor of his coffee if I clean this? I'm seriously asking.

@SObooknerd but daddy, i love him! *gasp*

repeat after me “they are just fictional characters”

@dollbunyan Give it time, it will go the way of the Chevron pattern. We're so getting paisley next.

I feel deep spiritual unrest whenever I see this pattern

@HorrorGorl Yes. And I explain why I was wrong and how I realized or learned I was wrong.

Do you apologize to your children when you’re wrong?

@Camel_Crushin It has been: *0 Days* Since I have mistaken "melatonin" for "melanin."

Poppin melatonin gummies like they’re Flintstones vitamins.

@PaulSorrentino3 I think we have to, to a degree. We're trying to replace the fascists and Trump loyalists with politicians that we believe will do what they promise. We have to trust they'll do what they say or we might as well burn it all down and regress.

do you trust any politician

@K3nB3n I've read a few thousand books by now. Do y'all have any idea how many times I've looked up the word "nonplussed" just to be sure?

If you don't Google words while ur reading I don't believe you've ever read a book outside of a school setting. And if you have never ur probably reading books by Dr Seuss and dramas

@PandaPedantic @Mike_from_PA Holy shit, that's scraping the bottom of the barrel. Do you want to try again? And nobody is getting a job with 5 minutes of effort in this economy, get real.

@2grl1cp @Mike_from_PA Mayhap if you spent this much effort in finding a job you could probably move out of your mom’s house. 🏠 Or watch something cooler. Like Clockwork Orange or something. 🎥🎬

Hutch you still owe me 1500 dollars. Pay up you broke deadbeat.

@PandaPedantic @Mike_from_PA Please know that your pity has shattered me beyond recognition. I am but dust in a mason jar now. How will I eat breakfast? How will I parallel park? How will I continue my tiny mortal errands 'neath the crushing weight of your sorrowful gaze? History may recover, but I will not.

@2grl1cp @Mike_from_PA Assume whatever you want. Being an unoriginal cuck is a much better fate than being a dark side Phil fan. I feel bad for you.

@ItMeCoop @YourAnonNews I never bothered to check until I read this comment and omg they are everywhere 👀

@YourAnonNews You can’t swing a dead cat around where I live without hitting 5 of these damn cameras.

They’re spying on you. In October 2025, Flock (a private company) added Raven microphones, marketed with the slogan "Safety you can see and now hear." High-powered microphones positioned across city streets, now listening for sounds that algorithms interpret as concerning.

@mehdirhasan why do we have to make this about atheism? sounds to me like an old man being tricked by technology

This was the great intellectual hero of the New Atheists, who was going to destroy God and religion. LOL.

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