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The kind and level of petty I strive for.

@JuanPabloJimMad @notnotdylm @PunishedFredda It's concerning how easily y'all are tricked.

@notnotdylm @PunishedFredda was Biden smart when he had all his brain cells?

remember when Biden said that the only 3 things Giuliani mentions in speeches are "a noun, a verb, and 9/11" lmao

@dcowboy777 @jordiebarstool That's just silly. It's really good hockey.

@jordiebarstool I wouldn't watch even if was played in my backyard.

Why on Earth does Colorado vs Minnesota have a gap from Tuesday-Saturday in their schedule? NHL needs to make these two teams play every other night, and put it on Eastern Time. You want to grow the game of hockey? Shove the Avs vs the Wild down our throats

@onlyoddly @GearTalfryn @urkillinmyvibe What is a good conversation starter with a stranger then? What is it you want them to say?

@GearTalfryn @urkillinmyvibe sure i just dont think many necklaces have an amazing story behind them. like 2-3% of all necklaces are something other than "bought it/got it for my birthday". so statistically it's not that good a conversation starter

@2grl1cp @benedictsred Not sure about it being the soul but that's different cringe worthy.

@benedictsred Just call it "Indian style" and if somebody says that's racist, say "Okay, I'm sitting Native American style" and watch their soul cringe.

Really stuck because I don’t want to be racist but I refuse to say crisscross applesauce

@benedictsred No one ever called it either of these things when I was a kid 😂

@petrichorror @kkul0613 @aeroliteabove Just take the L and move on. This is sad. 👋🏻👋🏻

@ormnst @kkul0613 @aeroliteabove okay babe!

isn't Rachel both queer and disabled? 😭 sksak

@petrichorror @kkul0613 @aeroliteabove yeah so I didn't say anything like that

@ormnst @kkul0613 @aeroliteabove babe it's just an opinion why do you think it's important to me for anyone to agree

@GeauxGabrielle Well yes. It's another vehicle that travels on the ground. I'm not sure what point you're making. Having a car isn't always advantageous, especially on a trip, where you're likely to be visiting someone and/or going somewhere large enough that it's easy to get around with a car

It takes 13 hours for drive from New Orleans to Chicago. On AmTrak? It STILL takes 13 hours.

@Her_Nonymous_D Does your kid let the roommate know every time she's locks the door?

Part of you wants to say, “Okay, lesson learned, always take your key.” Another part of you is like, “But also, people should look out for each other, especially when you’re sharing a space.” So I’m curious how others see it. Is this just one of those “chalk it up to experience” moments for your kid? Or would you feel some type of way about the roommate too?

Parents, I need real opinions on this because I’m genuinely torn. Imagine your daughter is away at college, living in a shared dorm. One day she steps out of her room and accidentally leaves her key inside. It happens. She’s not being reckless, just human. While she’s out, her roommate comes back, drops her things off, and then leaves again… but locks the door behind her. Now your daughter is stuck outside, locked out of her own room, probably stressed, maybe embarrassed, trying to figure out what to do next. So here’s the question, who do you even get upset with in that situation? On one hand, your daughter forgot her key. That’s on her. It’s one of those small mistakes that turns into a big inconvenience, and part of growing up is learning to double-check things like that. But on the other hand, the roommate knew it was a shared space. Would it have hurt to at least check if…

@lipstickvague @Etchu_u What happens way too often for your liking? This is a genuine question. What do you mean?

@Etchu_u this happens way too often for my liking (besides the fact that seeing this kinda pmo) 🫢

once again. the SNL cast is so white that they have to pull a cameo just to parody someone

@petrichorror @theotricality The post is discussing whether or not disabled people are marginalized. Saying you're disabled isn't relevant if you're not making a point. Are you saying disabled people aren't marginalized or what is it you're trying to convey with this statement?

@theotricality i am also disabled

to have parkinson’s disease is to be disabled. to be disabled is to live in a marginalized body. spelled it out nice and easy for you.

@worldhockeyrpt Can you explain to me what you mean because I don't think I understand? The Wild scored six goals against the President's Trophy winner. That's not a nothing team. That's clearly a contending team. There's no way around that. Are you still upset about World Juniors?

Why would Quinn Hughes want to re-sign with this team?

@CChasethemoney @realbtch06718 @ghh0stflwr @PopBase Okay great. We're not talking about whether or not the joke was funny or why it was made. I don't care one way or the other if you liked it. That has nothing to do with the conversation I'm having.

@ormnst @realbtch06718 @ghh0stflwr @PopBase the joke was made purely cause hes a republican not even to make fun of him , the bitch was paid to say what she said, thats it end of story.

Olivia Rodrigo jokingly recalls being former castmates with Jake Paul during SNL monologue: "When I was 13, I was on a Disney show called ‘Bizaardvark.’ We had an incredible cast, which included acting legend Jake Paul. We'd always talk about our futures, me and Jake. I'd say, 'I really want to create music that explores the complexities of girls my age.' And he'd say, 'Well, one day I really want to beat up old guys on Netflix.' And we both did it! Hurray!"

@ekIundz @karlsasson I have a legitimate question. Do you think this was some sort of runaway for the Avs? Like do you think they soundly beat the Wild.

@karlsasson And I get to see more of this? oh my days

what a beautiful hockey game. i love watching the minnesota wild get scored on nine times

@itmightbekd @therealnazreid2 So it's just terrible to watch for you 😭

@therealnazreid2 I’m also blind as fuck so it’s genuinely some of the worst shit ever for me. But yeah I imagine it’s much easier for people who play the game

You can lie to yourself all you want but hockey is objectively terrible to watch on tv lmao

@hudsonsriver Just for the love of God get some help. In no way am I joking or minimizing getting professional help. You should very obviously go get some help.

to anyone who finds rachel’s “apology” to shane funny, genuinely unfollow me rn. a truly disturbed individual to handle this with such lack of care and consideration. i am baffled

@realbtch06718 @ghh0stflwr @CChasethemoney @PopBase Honestly like what am I supposed to say right now. She's joking. She's telling a joke. She is in a situation where she stands up and tells jokes for like five minutes. Everything she says is either a joke or a set-up for a joke. EVERYTHING. She's making fun of him 😭

@ormnst @ghh0stflwr @CChasethemoney @PopBase Nobody will ever know im trusting the primary source Ms Rodrigo herself

@CowboyLikeDawn @Missy_dee811 Correct me if I'm wrong but what the fuck is the Met Gala if not a fundraiser, which raises funds for something through donations.

@Missy_dee811 If it's an insitution that's meant for the greater good of the public, should it not be funded by the city of new york or donations instead of a fashion show and a party for the rich, famous and out of touch

The Metropolitan Museum of Art is not a "rich people facility," it's a museum.

@petrichorror @kkul0613 @aeroliteabove Makes sense. It's a good rule to have when you're positions are untenable.

@kkul0613 @aeroliteabove no but alas i have a rule about only spending five seconds on a tweet

@KellyClinger I have never had a problem with my credit score. I never carry a balance on my credit cards. It's been over 800 for ten years.

Can we start a movement to end the use of credit scores? I paid my credit cards off & my score dropped by over 200 points. Which means I have no debt but because my credit score is in the toilet I can’t qualify for anything. Credit scores are a joke. Oh & one of the credit cards I paid off kept increasing their interest rate. When I paid it off the interest rate was 44%. That should be ILLEGAL. Why is America so dang backwards??