💬 John 🇺🇸

Dancing girls 🧵

All of America misses President Biden.

Join me for my 32 part podcast on what really happened with Israel, the politburo, then Spanish Inquisition, Colonel Sanders, and Candace Owens’ husband. Spoiler alert: it was the Jews!

@PolitiBunny @GovernorVA

Just wanted to make sure you saw this, @GovernorVA It’s uncanny, don’t you think?

@ingelramdecoucy @PatriarchTree If you need recommendations hit me up. Make sure to come back for a Bananaball game.

Savannah is, as it turns out, quite lovely

The FAA defines how much a passenger & their carry-on bags weigh as a standard average for weight & balance calculations. If I recall correctly, it’s 190 lbs in the summer & 195 lbs in the winter. Let’s say 140 passengers. 140 x 190 =26,600. In their press release, they crow about delivering 6,000 lbs of aid. If they had just chartered a cargo jet & stayed home, they could have delivered more than 4x the cargo. The aid makes up less than a quarter of what the jet they chartered can carry, after fuel. These people are stupid & unserious, but I’m sure the Instagram posts of their vacation on donor’s money will get lots of likes.

I seriously thought, completely unironically, he was wearing a tin-foil hat.

Used to be Guitarist explaining music theory around a Famous guitar lick or complicated solo... Now we are on LED finger gloves!? We aren't cooked, we are burnt for a fucking crisp.

@KeithOlbermann This you?

Oh Schumer, we can see right through this BULLSHIT... After @elonmusk proposed to pay the TSA workers, all the guards dropped off? You're probably expecting your low information voters to think that you could bring a motion to the floor for a bill that's not standalone and twist a narrative that the Republicans are "blocking" the bill? Don't worry, on X, we got you covered. We will call you out. I won't be surprised if President Trump is behind this strategy.. 🤔 Since I can chew gum and walk at the same time, let me educate the voters. To open with, what Chuckey is trying to do is IMPOSSIBLE unless he's a magician. Under Article I, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution (the Origination Clause) and over two centuries of congressional precedent, all appropriations and spending bills - including funding for agencies like the TSA - must originate in the House of Representatives, not the Senate. Chuck Schumer, as Senate Democratic Leader, cannot unilaterally “bring a motion to the floor to FULLY FUND TSA” as a standalone bill; the Senate can only amend or vote on legislation that has already passed the House. Republicans in the House have already passed multiple clean bills to fund the entire Department of Homeland Security (including TSA, Coast Guard, FEMA, and ICE), yet Senate Democrats have blocked them, turning the impasse into political theater rather than a workable funding solution. Schumer’s announcement is therefore procedurally impossible and designed purely to force an on-the-record vote while dodging responsibility for the broader shutdown his party helped create. Now X, do your thing.....

Moool-teeeee-pahhhhhs

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. The Virginia governor, Abigail Spanberger, is really the Wicked Witch 🧙‍♀️

R.O.U.S.

It is amazing how, of all the interwebs companies that have come and gone, this one made it to 20. Still mad @john was already taken. #diggthis #googleplus #myspace

There is a culture of laziness in Atlanta that could fill an entire library at Dunning-Kruger University

@Protestia I wonder how many names of the books of the Bible she could remember.

Anglican priestess is partnering with a sex-shop to give away hundreds of free vibrators, and then donating any profits from her affiliation to Planned Parenthood.

@Osint613 It’s Axios. Sure.

BREAKING 🔴 According to Axios: The Trump administration has begun initial discussions on what peace talks with Iran might look like, involving Special Envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner. No direct U.S./Iran contact in recent days. Egypt, Qatar and the U.K. have passed messages between the two sides, with Egypt and Qatar telling the U.S. and Israel that Iran is interested in negotiating. The U.S. wants six commitments from Iran: 1. No missile program for five years 2. Zero uranium enrichment 3. Decommissioning of bombed reactors at Natanz, Isfahan and Fordow 4. Strict outside observation of centrifuges and related nuclear machinery 5. Regional arms control treaties with a missile cap no higher than 1,000 6. No financing for proxies — Hezbollah, Houthis, Hamas "Our view is we've stunted Iran's growth," a U.S. official told Axios.

@elonmusk Thank you! You’re also possibly real.

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

@bonchieredstate I’m starting to believe the IRGC may not be as trustworthy as once believed.

Iran lied about the range of its ballistic missiles? I’m shocked.

Pier Morgan starting to realize the IRGC may not be completely trustworthy after all.

@ImMeme0 Expect silence from PETA on this one

Guinea pigs, considered pets in America, are being grilled right on the streets of NYC.