butter 🧈

who is he?

Collecting my old mutuals like infinity stones

how i feel listening to the other woman

Me fighting the urge to say "Not even Ed Sheeran likes the shape of you" when someone starts to piss me off

🇲🇽🔛🔝

why is everyone in an open relationship like yall are greedy

@n0thasghey Not to be shady but they couldn’t tell?

My dad was the reaction image btw

i love being an adult with no kids to worry about

ex oomf projecting again lol

None will ever dim my spark again, not because I’m a better person now, but because now I have a gu*

@SpezziK Well yes

@2xbutters Would you tweet for me? 😃

I was gonna say they should make an option to tweet only for certain people but that’s just texting…

I hate a pretty man with no charisma, god gave you one of the most advantageous traits a person can have and you’re choosing to have an ugly attitude? ew

I’m a nightmare ex, I side quest hard asf, you will see me everywhere

My watch keeps crashing mid workout 😡 @Garmin in 3 days you will begin to cough

Oomf told me I have a masters degree in linguistics specializing in fuck ass

All sexy people were in ESL in middle school

Perhaps my extensive handle on the English lexicon

Can we move past my unrelated beauty and discuss my quick wit and unbridled humor?

Pregaming the gym with a protein uncrustable and 600mg of caffeine