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@308Garand
I don't know shit about shit. That doesn't keep me from being a know-it-all, though
Katılım Aralık 2010
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Well then, fuck you and your wife.
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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 "Insulting Israel is like insulting my wife" - U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee
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We love it when the water is blue in Galveston.
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Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart
COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.”
The Incident
According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday.
Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center.
The Numbering Scheme
The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff.
“We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.”
Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event.
Police Response
Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.”
One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.”
All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.”
Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.”
Charges
Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.”
The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.”
Community Reaction
Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.”
A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.
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Project Hail Mary would not have been possible without Amazon buying MGM.
MGM was in deep financial trouble when it acquired Andy Weir's novel. Without Amazon's acquisition, MGM couldn't have afforded the $200 M price tag that the movie demanded.
Billionaires like Bezos get a lot of flak for everything they do and don't. But when they contribute something cool and positive to the culture, people turn a blind eye because it doesn't suit their narrative.
It was so cool to see the MGM lion roar at the beginning of the film. For once, don't forget to thank a billionaire for it.
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@JoJoFromJerz @NBCNews @sahilkapur Until right this very moment I was not aware of how little I give a fuck about the "second lady"
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@NBCNews @sahilkapur Jesus what the hell kind of hot garbage is this?
Is this news?
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EXCLUSIVE: Second lady Usha Vance says she and Vice President JD Vance don't always see eye to eye on issues, but they always have "open-minded" conversations. nbcnews.com/politics/jd-va…
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@Kihak_FM928 @DefiantOutlawX You are a small island nation that has made a huge impact on the world
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@DefiantOutlawX 今日知った新しい事実は、アメリカ人は、この極東の小さな島国の文化について、意外なほど研究しているということ。
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Dear new Japan friends, please share with me one interesting cultural fact we may not know about in America.
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@DefiantOutlawX In south of Hokkaido, hamburger franchise Lucky Pierrot is stronger than MacDonald.
Founder Ichiro Wang had invented a "Chinese Chicken Burger". Once you try, you can't stop eating!
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@welltoastedSPAM @DefiantOutlawX Chapulines are a popular snack in Mexico. They are roasted grasshoppers.
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@DefiantOutlawX Some people eat insects. This is a particularly limited food culture in Japan, stemming from the fact that in heavy snowfall areas isolated during winter, insects that come to rice paddies in autumn were a valuable source of protein and ingredients for preserved food.
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@26ers_bp115 @MAGAPlatypus Real Americans think ‘cultural appropriation’ is a BS term invented by communists to ‘deconstruct’ (destroy) real cultures and real cultural exchange.
I hear this is true in Japan too:
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@ashanviii Being a contrarian does not mean you are more intelligent or sophisticated. It just means you are an asshole.
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