30Second
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30Second
@30SecondYou
I am curious/I want to share how people define themselves. The depth of a relationship on this site seems about 30 seconds. I aim to keep humanity in technology
USA Katılım Ağustos 2017
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When your friend sends you a bunch of funny stuff, don’t fake watch it by adding a laughing emoji on each one. And if you’ve already seen a video, just say you’ve already seen it. Don’t add a laughing emoji.
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Encountering someone who is actually incapable of engaging in hypotheticals is jarring.
I thought it was a meme.
An exaggeration.
I didn't think they existed.
Trying to explain things to them is frustrating.
They seem to be incapable of absorbing information.
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@GHMansfield Disabled folks, have the right , to struggle like the rest of us. Agreed. Ramps and parking are a privilege though. Just like sidewalks and roads.
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Access for disabled people is not a privilege.
It is a right.
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@BirdieTweetieac @slearnsT @Moonlight_myths Dang, you must’ve played a lot of punch out. See, I was right. You are a boxer
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My husband decided to get a secret DNA test to see if our youngest daughter was actually his. He didn't ask me anything, never even hinted that he had doubts, and didn't give me a chance to explain anything. He just went ahead and did it on his own, then came to tell me about it later like everything could just be fixed with a quick conversation.
We've been married for twelve years. We have two kids: our oldest is a ten-year-old boy and our youngest is an eight-year-old girl. All these years, I always thought our life was pretty stable.
That's why this all feels even more absurd to me.
According to him, the idea started getting into his head a few months ago. It all started with comments other people made about our daughter's looks. A coworker of his told him one day that the girl didn't look much like him. Then, at a Sunday dinner, a cousin of his made a similar comment. Things
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@CoachDanGo As a non dirty white freckled fella, I agree. I’ve had people refuse to come over due to my no shoes in the house policy, I can’t for the life of me understand why people won’t do a small amount of effort to keep the indoor outdoor boundary
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As an Asian guy I never understood why people walk with their shoes in their home.
Andra@BioavailableNd
Wearing outside shoes inside the house. According to Dr.Gerba, Microbiologist, there's a 96% chance there's fecal matter on your sole and +400k units of bacteria.
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@BirdieTweetieac @slearnsT @Moonlight_myths Ok I want a jab into an uppercut now, combos can be tricky
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@lanechanged Hahaha domestic violence is only funny toward men hahaha am I right hahaha stupid guys anyways haha fucking just stab em hahahaha
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@Jane_Doe82 Bros can be silly and also hunt for the food. Ask @oog84__
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@BirdieTweetieac @slearnsT @Moonlight_myths Your obsession with me is bordering on stalkerish. But it is flattering. Show me your right hook
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@BirdieTweetieac @slearnsT @Moonlight_myths I’ve no doubt the cheerleaders in your head are doing a full musical number currently. What a victory. You think you found evidence. Got to take some screenshots. Man. You must feel like a whole detective. Thanks for being entertaining 📣
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@30SecondYou @slearnsT @Moonlight_myths LOL
Well one of us proved our point.
I'm kind of happy being able to post evidence to back me up but you do you.
HTH!
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@nogooddeed2 I was being silly and envisioning Reese’s cups in place of the graham crackers in this scenario and now I’m disappointed. I shall test my new invention!
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You can use Reese’s thin cups for S’mores. You can just do things.
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@BirdieTweetieac @slearnsT @Moonlight_myths Hard to see the highlighting over your screeching. Could you try green instead?
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@slearnsT @30SecondYou @Moonlight_myths Or you lack reading comprehension. But given that, I've put HIGHLIGHTING on it this time.
H (but doubt) TH!
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@Desearing @Simon_Ingari Oh no my OWN history.. used against me?! I’ll clutch pearls preemptively
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@30SecondYou @Simon_Ingari All you have to do is look at this guy's recent posts.
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Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow.
Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory?
Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone.
Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate.
Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM.
Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day.
Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work.
Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work.
Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM.
Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week.
Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock.
Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule.
Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time.
Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well.
Manager: (Silence)
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@HomemadeJamsin @Socrates4bell @Moonlight_myths This level of pedantry is impressive I’ll give you that
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Afroman needs to be on @joerogan
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Afroman is a legit free speech champion - that isn’t hyperbole. I really hope this is covered
Afroman@ogafroman
My proooofs on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6…
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