30 Rock

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

No it’s the other one

@bluthquotes Professional tweeter. Do not attempt.

Mixing up @30quotes and @bluthquotes and posting to the wrong account… it’s fine

there’s only one high powered tv executive i care about

I watched Boston Legal 9 times before I realized it wasn't a new Star Trek.

Boys becoming men, Men becoming wolves.

Liz: People are going to show up expecting all this great stuff and they’re going to be disappointed and angry. Tracy: Just like colonial Williamsburg.

Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.

Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.

Really? You want to exchange creative gifts? Oh, well. You are the one that's in trouble now, buddy. Because creativity, to me, is just like... like a bird. Like a friendly bird that embraces all... ideas. Just, like, shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.

@lukelengl No sometimes it’s the third one

@30quotes It's always the other one! youtu.be/WZLkcFns8Ks

Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Days Inn?

Happy Valentimes