Jensen Couch

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Jensen Couch

@3GoblinsInACoat

Washington, USA Katılım Ağustos 2013

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·13 Haz

Few updates to my Patreon 💜 There's now a 1$ tier which gives you access to my Patreon posts and WIP of commissions and personal projects, and for 5$ you get access to the Discord channel, streams, and an early warning of when commissions will be opening! patreon.com/uselesscantrips

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·2 Kas

@LexoLuthoro Straight up thought that said "You can now write Communist y Notes!"

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·30 Eki

Trying to help my sister raise money so her cat can get the surgery he needs, Cheech is such a sweet boy and I want to help out if I can. Every little bit helps if you have anything at all to spare💜💜💜 gofund.me/ca8592b9

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·21 Eki

@LexoLuthoro lol yeah nah, theyre updating the terms of service so that now if you post an image you can't opt out of it being used to train their ai machine learning bs, theyre even trying to get access to art that was posted and later deleted. I'm not posting my stuff here no more

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·20 Eki

The 4chan-ification of Twitter should be studied.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·22 Şub

@LexoLuthoro Nah bro my back can't handle that anymore, I *would* however kneecap you with my cane and demand 50%

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·20 Şub

I'm gonna say my brother, it's only fair since his ass would shoulder check me and throw my ass across the room

TC@EastsideTC

What family member you a body slam for $50,000,000?

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·7 Eki

@LexoLuthoro I have an idea of who it was, one of my patrons is named Will, a super generous guy 💜 I'm glad you were able to make it

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·5 Eki

There's another person whom I'd love to tag, but I don't know who it was! All I know is thay their first name is William: You were responsible for 1/3 of my electric payment, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·5 Eki

Thank you to everyone who shared & donated. My friends @hauntedemachine, @Vegasucks, @squishmaallow, my brother @3GoblinsInACoat and my family Jimmy and Lisa. The lights are still on.

The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro

Cashapp: $CROCUSANDBLACKTHORN Paypal: @lexoluthoro My venmo is still tied up, anything sent there will be to open that up. But it's not as important as paying my electricity.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·11 Eyl

@LexoLuthoro I've been an old man since I was 15 and everyone still thought I was a girl 😂

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·10 Eyl

My brother. This is - this is my 30 year old brother @3GoblinsInACoat

your other mom@difficultpatty

When I talk about “my old man” I’m referring to my 19yo son who likes to wake up early, make coffee, check the news and comment “we’ve really needed this rain” while wearing his robe.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·15 Ağu

@LexoLuthoro Someone in the comments shared this, dunno how legit it is but it's a good enough infographic to get the idea across lol. I think I'm maybe at a 4 but leaning a lot closer to 5 👀

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·14 Ağu

@3GoblinsInACoat Ohhhh I got that mistaken. Yeah for me it's just darkness.

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·14 Ağu

As do I, which is why I have trouble drawing from memory. I can't visualize what I'm trying to remember. I can feel it. But I can't see it. My brother and dad can.

Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking

thanks to the internet i just learned i have aphantasia. you mean to tell me a lot of you jerks can actually SEE something in your head when you close your eyes? no wonder i get distracted when someone tells me to close my eyes and picture something. it's BLACK. it's DARKNESS. there's nothing there. psh. i'm going back to bed. this is bullshit.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·14 Ağu

@KenneDuck Sprinkle!!

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·13 Ağu

@LexoLuthoro @Paramecwara Don't worry about this moron lol, didn't even read past the title, he's referencing a burial that was thought to have been fem for the longest time but was discovered to be intersex (DNA showed XXY chromosomes). They'd have presented mostly male but this burial was in fem clothes

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·10 Ağu

@Paramecwara

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·10 Ağu

What in the fuck is this and why the fuck is this on my tl? If this needs more context, this person's tl isn't helping. If it's satire then fuck it, I'm done. I can't deal with these know it all fuck heads.

Konstantin Kisin@KonstantinKisin

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Adam Conover@adamconover·19 Tem

How can YOU, a non-union member, support the strike? Resources below!

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·24 Tem

@LexoLuthoro Memory loss and poor memory recall are a symptom of ptsd, just as much as being unable to stop revisiting traumatic memories is Youre my sister and I love you, but this one hurt

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·24 Tem

Not on purpose. It's just what happens. Bad memories serve nothing but a reminder of a lesson not learned. If the lesson was learned, you wouldn't have to revisit it over and over again would you?

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·24 Tem

I've never gotten over anything in my life. I just forget anything happened.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·11 Tem

@LexoLuthoro @Klovar Not to mention those things tend to be absolute cesspools, bc they usually don't have nearly enough cleaning staff nor proper screening for illnesses, so if one sick person shows up then it's the perfect set up for an outbreak

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·10 Tem

@Klovar Like I said, the idea of being at sea? Away from land? That's a loss of control even if I choose to be there. No way would I do that and then also deal with a bunch of drunks?

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·10 Tem

It is, and the sheer *vastness* of it *terrifies me*. I already dislike the idea of being "at sea," and now you're putting me on a barge full of essentially retired theme park people and their grandkids?

Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪@CliveWismayer

Hell on earth. This cannot possibly be real, can it?

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·24 Haz

@LexoLuthoro

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·24 Haz

Show me ur Twitter reading face

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·21 Haz

@vitaldose Ugh yeah, like I get that the og was sposed to be about art theft being bad and 💯 dont go trying to make money off of someone else's art that you traced and then lie about it, but she was still acting disgusted over art habits that lots of new artists do!! Thats still not ok!!!

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YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS@vitaldose·20 Haz

"I got called out for being a mean spirited gatekeeper and now folks are mad at me. Let me try and dig out of this hole I'm in..."

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·20 Haz

@MooseDrawsAlot Its gotta be either Garfield or Velma of Scooby-Doo Doo fame 😂

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·19 Haz

@LexoLuthoro For me it's the fact that no insurance covers it, the cheapest I've heard it costing is 500$, the diagnostic tools are designed for children, diagnosed autistic can be denied medical care/HRT/organ transplants, and a diagnosis rarely actually grants you any special benefits

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·16 Haz

This type of cult like mentality is actually what's keeping me from seeking out a diagnosis. Not the perception of allistic folks, who mostly seem open to learning, but this.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·14 Haz

@LexoLuthoro I mean I've only got Dr Google and my own experiences to go by, but when you first start all your hormones are supposed to drop by a lot and estrogen is important for water retention in the skin, try downing a huge glass of water and see if it helps?

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·13 Haz

Hey internet doctors, whatcha think? (I've sent an email to my doc w/ the same photos) Started within 10-20 minutes of my menstrual cycle, my skin is rough and bumpy textured. I normally have very smooth skin, even with the pock marks, so I know somethings wrong.

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·27 May

@LexoLuthoro

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑@LexoLuthoro·26 May

Without downloading new pictures where are you mentally

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·27 May

So while I've always had a bit of a slow turnaround, this last year was def an outlier when it comes to sudden yet ongoing disasters. I am working through my list of outstanding requests sure and steady so that I can hopefully take new ones again soon. I'll keep yall posted! 3/3

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·27 May

I faced an irreconcilable difference with a friend that led to me being forced to move from my home of 3 years, struggled with finding a home for months, had my car stolen, with one silver lining in that I finally got my Fibromyalgia diagnosis that I've been chasing for years 2/3

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Jensen Couch@3GoblinsInACoat·27 May

Okay so I know a lot of folks have been waiting a real long time for when I get to open commissions again (still not open sry) and it'll likely still be at least another month until I'll be able to open them again. This last year has been more chaotic than I can describe 1/3

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@LexoLuthoro @hauntedemachine @Vegasucks @squishmaallow @KenneDuck @Paramecwara @elonmusk @BarackObama