Caffeine American

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS!!!!!!!

@imarealist99 @ChiTownCheese 😆 get him!

@ChiTownCheese @3archidia Does this annoy you? 🤣🤣🤣

I hate when I feel like being annoying and no one is awake to annoy. 😒

Purple and red streamers tied to poles for....???

Them: Have you ever been in a threesome? Me: Well, anxiety and depression fuck me constantly, so yeah. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Same. Same.

The city was a whole different vibe today. I am totally ready for the betta weatha!

Drink up, bitches!

I read there are 3 things you can do while brushing your 🦷🦷 to trigger dormant parts of your 🧠 & ward off dementia. 🪥 w/your non-dominant hand, balance on one 🦶, & use a toothbrush that's not made of plastic. OK. But I look like I'm failing at a roadside sobriety test. 🤦🏻‍♀️

She constructs a perfect nest and raises a beautiful brood of chicks 🪹🐤🥰

@reddit_lies Step # 1: have a mind of your own. Step # 2: see Step # 1

Uhhh

Chopper door gunner post-mission, Vietnam 1965. Can’t imagine the weight these guys carried after every mission. They need more care than we can give.

No disrespect but outside of the 4 highlighted, who are these people?

@rawsalerts There's absolutely nothing luxurious about Puerto Rico. 😂🤣

🚨#BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy had reportedly used campaign funds to finance a luxury trip to Puerto Rico.

@PhilStandard Your showgirl is disappointed in the lack of accommodations you've supplied. 🧐

@ChiTownCheese @PhilStandard @SullySullivanIL You forgot the h. 😁

@3archidia @PhilStandard @SullySullivanIL Alot of winning in that "bunker"

@PhilStandard @SullySullivanIL @ChiTownCheese 😏 (click pic for full effect)

The accuracy 🤌🏽

Firefighter/EMT Michael Altman has made the next stop in his journey. Altman was transported to Blake/Lamb Funeral Home. The support from every community along the route procession is much appreciated. Keep the Altman family in your prayers.

Broham is looking to get himself shot. 🫣