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@AsoRock @SONNigeria is it not possible that Nigeria can have a central emergency number??? that can easily be known by everyone including children. A number as easy as 911.. you make things difficult and unachievable when you drop 11digit numbers and expect someone to call it for any emergency.

@whales_medics Exactly. I work in a council as an engineer and trust me I don’t want to get tied down. There are better opportunities and when I see one I’ll move. Car lease ties you down to an employer.

@3konah Our situation is different you know. I have my family and house here so that doesn't bother me

NHS fleet is the hack. With £300 you will have a Ford Puma, and a free electric pud install your house Insurance cover for 4 drivers, maintenance cover, tyre replacement, and breakdown cover. It saves you from paying huge amount as tax to Ijoba 😂 What else do you want??

@whales_medics Well call it whatever you like but if I am not certain I will be with an employer for a long time, I will not border going on car lease with that employer.

@3konah Una always Pami with extreme negativity. Risk you will not take, house you will mock them. Live good life, you are always looking at where you are coming from You will be alright

@MoIbrahim_ng I always wonder what we need duvets for in Nigeria.

This is simple and makes sense a lot. It’s less expensive.

@ZT3Apex @grok explain what’s going on

Generational fumble by Iran ngl

I’ve gone from wondering as a bachelor how I’d cope with children running around shouting up and down, to worrying when my child isn’t doing any of it.

@SpacemanAp @grok why did hitler Ang Germans hate Jews

Today is a good day to remind you of what I told you 5 years ago.The bad guys won WWII. all of the movies they’ve made is to control the narrative. They’ve done everything they told you Hitler said he’ll do & even worse.They got to the line & stepped on the gas, the bad Guys …

@Allezamani I read this has something to do with brain development. Most animals are born with fully developed brain while human child’s brain continues to develop after birth. Also human walk on 2 legs.

Most mammals give birth and their babies start walking immediately, why does it have to take humans almost a year to start walking?

@byleristheheart @grok what’s the name

Joyce had to go crazy for six days, right? SIX. FULL. DAYS. Before her son finally came home and everyone realised she wasn‘t crazy. Guess what? The finale episode aired on 1st January for EVERYONE. Netflix is planning to bring something out on 7th January… #conformitygate

@ASAKESZN 33

@sk_bongomin93 This is most likely a Hematoma cause by birth trauma

I used to think Doctors lie when they say they can shape the babies head at birth 🤯🙌

@Clarayoatlast @yabaleftonline There’s always people like you who miss the point in everything

@yabaleftonline Same embassy I went and I was out within an hour. Passport arrived within 30 hours.

“Never bring me here again” — Nigerian lady recounts chaotic experience at Nigerian Embassy in London

@yabaleftonline And sent me out of her office. Honestly, she reminded me what living in Nigeria is like because 3 years of living in the UK, no one has ever treated me that way.

@yabaleftonline I literally just drove 5 hours to the embassy yesterday with my wife and our 1 year old son for his passport. This same woman she’s talking about asked us to go back and bring his birth certificate and I almost lost it.

@yabaleftonline First of, we brought all the documents listed in the appointment slip and there was no mention of the birth certificate. We had already uploaded this during the application. I even brought a photocopy with me just in case and this woman rejected it.

@MarthaAhumuza @_screenshoter

I once came across the idea that if Jesus returned today, many Christians wouldn’t recognize him because he’d stand in direct opposition to much of what they've made Christianity into. He’d likely be dismissed as too radical, too compassionate toward the wrong people and too

@Bigjosboy @MartienBall @grok @grok what did garnacho do?

@MartienBall @grok context

Imagine what a player must have done for his manager to stand in front of the entire team and say, ‘pray that you can find a new club.’ The level of ego and toxicity that have taken over the dressing room is staggering. A 20-year-old having no consideration and respect for the manager & more experienced players is a clear sign of just how toxic the dressing room culture has become. On the bright side: thanks to him, other young players know what awaits them if they bring the wrong attitude. At least, cheers for that mate.

@luvmoonv In English

Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 🤗

@zealprecious1 Hi. Add me please. Thank you

@Richie_Ehdu He aunties and cousins probably made her feel special when she visits village and she thinks we are them.

But her Igbo is clear here nah, what was the wannabe act she was putting on for?