Clara Odeyemi

Life is hard like a dick and when it’s hard, ‘suck it’. TGIF

Happy birthday to me.

I bought a box of scotch bonnet in January for £28. It is £85 today.

@OmoniyiShola5 @TheKInKrypto It is difficult but sometimes you have to move on as we aged

@TheKInKrypto @Clarayoatlast They burn bridges already.

On my first day at work someone stole money and guess who was the first suspect? Me It started with looks, quiet ones that followed me around without meeting my eyes, then my name began to move from one desk to another like something already decided. Before I could even settle in, I was called into the HR’s office The owner leaned back and looked straight at me “You were the last person to take a file from my table,” he said “The money was there before I stood up” My chest dropped. I had never experienced this and how would I explain to these people. He shook his head slowly “This has never happened in this office before, in fact if you forget your phone, you will meet it after 72 hours” At that point, tears have started to gather in my face. I was asked where I dropped my bag, and I told them it was on my chair, then the HR yelled that didn't I know there was a locker for bags? Told her I didn't know. Due to the yelling, I had started to shake. They asked one man to take me to the toilet and asked him to search me. A few people nodded behind me like that was the final proof they needed. “And unfortunately,” he added, “The CCTV close to that side is not working” It felt like the ground shifted a little. I swallowed and tried to speak. “Sir, I didn’t take anything, I only went there to pick up the file you asked for” “Everyone went on break,” he said, watching me closely, “but you stayed back” I nodded “I wanted to finish some work… it’s my first day, I was just trying to do well” The room went quiet in a way that did not feel kind. The questions came slowly after that “Did anyone come around?” “Did you notice anything strange?” “This has never happened here, how come?” I answered everything but it sounded weak, like the truth was not strong enough to stand on its own. When I stepped out, the office felt different, people stopped talking when I passed, someone pulled their bag closer, and that was when it hit me that no one was going to believe me. My legs felt so heavy as I walked to my desk, praying for the thief to be caught before the end of day. Even when I felt like using the toilet, I couldn't. I was so scared, someone will walk behind me and I would be asked to do it in a potty for them to be sure that I didn't swallow it I was no longer the new guy trying to impress them, I was the suspect. I sat on my chair there, trying to stay calm, asking myself how something I knew nothing about had somehow found its way to me Then the door opened and a boy walked in, looking like he had rushed. He went straight to the owner. “Egbon mi,” he said, breathing hard, “I’ve been calling you since, but you didn't pick up. I've deposited the money and I want you to call her fo confirm.” The room went still “What money?” “The money you gave to me this morning.”

@TheKInKrypto @OmoniyiShola5 My cousin accused me of stealing C&S church cap when I was 14years. We kept malice for 35yrs. We don’t talk when we see. I made d move for reconciliation 2years ago.

@OmoniyiShola5 Around 25 years ago, a cousin accused me of stealing 50 naira. Haven't spoken to both ladies since. We see at family events and I ignore them. The annoying part was as at that time, I had 5k cash. Why would I steal their damned 50 naira

@PROBLEMCHImky Who raised all these kiss and tell boys?

🚨JUST IN: “Moyo lawal once had several Ab0rtions for me when we were still dating back in 2022 before she became famous because the secret society (ogboni) i belonged never allowed me to have a child or else I will loose my life, i was clueless and wanted to restore my fame back in 2022 after dropping “as e de sweet us, e de pain dem”, so my lord father cadoso said i shouldn’t have a child forever or else i will loose my life the day the child will b born. ——TIMAYA

My people. Who is the greatest female Nigerian journalist between the two? Retweet 4 Maupe Like 4 Ojy

@Beejaysport GTCO

Access bank or GTCO?

@Dr_Pharouk I will pick £85M

Your helper calls and asks you to pick one, what’s your choice? 👀👀
 £85 million or A British passport?

@educatedtug01 Easter

December has Christmas January has New Year February has Valentine’s Day Your birth month has ?

@LeadershipNGA Omotola invited people to her birthday party when she clocked 40. She selected people she had photograph with. So this is not new at all.

VIDEO: An awkward exchange between an interviewer and Omotola Jalade Ekeinde as she appeared visibly offended after being asked, “who am I here with?” Credit: TikTok | ad_vee1

Visited my niece at school, I was disappointed that she sleeps on d floor. She told me student’s bed is N50k and I gave her N50k. After 2 months, I asked for the picture of the bed she bought. See student’s bed for N50k.

@confindence24 18years

Let's check something: Who can proudly say they’ve had the same phone number for the last 5 years? 📱

@Araoluwanimi01 Spoon

Remove one thing from the tray.

@mobola_ade No and yes, It depends

I have a question bothering me please. Is it wise to still reach out to your ex for favour while married?

@YNaija Why aggravate the animal?

Peller was feeding a l!on inside Abuja zoo and this happened 😭🦁

@ItsAmahAdoma Wife

Which one? 🫵🏼

@Row_Haastrup And also in Canada no one pays tax. Everything is free

In Canada, antenatal & baby delivery is free even if a CS was done. You don’t pay a dime. Right in the hospital, your new baby gets registered for a monthly payment of $600 from the government till the baby gets to the age of 18. However, your baby will never be allowed to leave the hospital until you get a baby car seat. I just said I should drop this here…

I filled my tank yesterday without any single issue in my area.

@lindaikeji Company managing the property needs to be questioned

“We’ve been stuck in the lift for over 40 minutes and nobody is doing anything about it.” — Residents of a Banana Island apartment in Ikoyi, Lagos cry out after being trapped.