3 Martini Mom

@eatinerni so yum!

@3martiniMom Fried chicken? Why am I never thought of this?

What’s your favorite thing to put mayonnaise on?

F* daylight savings

@MekanduhV @profstonge atm, I’m going through my old PS2 and PS3 library. Feeling retro. I’m also going to diablo for stress relief

@3martiniMom @profstonge Do you d2?

Got excited doing taxes when I saw @profstonge had bought Baldur’s Gate. Thought he was cool for a minute until I found out he hasn’t moved on from Solitaire.

@NehezSteve @profstonge yes and made Korean Galbi for dinner. He gave me chocolates and told me I could buy the loom of my choice.

@profstonge Fact check? @3martiniMom 🧐

My wife just made me a sandwich for Valentine's Day 🙌

Can you blame her? 👇

@GrrrGraphics You forgot the taxpayer

Who is funding the violent riots and protests in Minnesota and other blue states? Any guesses? RT if you think the tentacles of SOROS organizations are funding them!

My lack of posting during January is me coming down with a bad case of taxation without representation. Not enough vodka and vermouth to take the pain away.🙄

If congress actually represented the people This would be a no brainer🧐

@Ikennect We’re taught to write this way so it’s 14253

How do you make a star? They said 24135 is how psychopaths do it. Might keep that to yourself 41352 is how the cool kids do it-just ask me🤣

@Ikennect The only proper way to do it is 14253.

@ShamusDuJustice It must be French. Fra-Gee-Le

@3martiniMom I love it, so sexy, so wow! 🤣😂

Merry Christmas Everyone! I hope everyone got great loot boxes!

The kids are still sleeping…

@NehezSteve @profstonge So beautiful! I’m making bacon for mine.

@3martiniMom @profstonge The anticipation is Palatable.🎅😄

Science got an early Christmas present as a widely-hyped climate paper was retracted. Turns out the climate apocalypse was a spreadsheet error. Of course they'll keep trying. Because there’s trillions at stake in the climate fairy-tale.

@NehezSteve @profstonge Merry Christmas to you and yours! I hope you got the furbabies lots of good stuff to chew on

@profstonge Don't forget the Wind&Hail insurance rip-off. I've received two notices of non-renewal over the years citing these types of studies.😠 Merry Christmas to you and @3martiniMom Professor.

@GigaBasedDad Honestly, when he starts bragging about the size of it like a fishing story, that’s a forever kind of thing.

This 😎

Ivermectin can theoretically be purchased w/o a prescription in TX, LA, ID, TN, AR — but most pharmacists still won’t dispense it. It’s not the abortion pill. It’s not ethically controversial. If it’s safe enough in TX, it’s safe enough everywhere. @US_FDA needs to make ivermectin OTC.

Yes 😎