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@celetise Im gonna go cry myself to sleep💀

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@spenno What a birthday present! Literally nothing better.

What a day…a vineyard has opened at the bottom of our garden 🥳🍷

@theJeremyVine The driver certainly didn’t turn with the speed one might like but at the point they commit there is enough time for the cyclist to dab the brakes and blend in around the back. The problem with roads is that humans operate the hardware so perfection isn’t going to happen.

Who is in the wrong here? (I'm the one who said “Jeez”)

@spenno In a world where technology can trick you into believing Donald Trump was just wrestled to the ground by twenty cops ….or that Wes Anderson really did style and direct the kings Coronation after partaaaaay…these scum might have to do a bit better than a text message circa 2009

Wow. Seeing as I have 0 children, I think this must be a scam 🙈

@Boro_Breakdown “Where’s the goals?” As the league’s 2nd top scorers…what happened to our ability to score in the last 5 games? Howson and Ramsey were perhaps a bigger loss to the creative play making than we may have expected

You can change their future. thedrum.com/news/2023/04/1… via @thedrum

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@printiprinter 🤣

I think this has been our greatest ever season.

@SoVeryBritish If I go now, you’ll miss the traffic

On my deathbed, I hope to make my last words “right, I’ll leave you to it!”, coupled with a clap of my hands. What else would make appropriate last words for a Brit?

@printiprinter I remember every bit of these. Scared the shit out of me.

ad agency meeting "lets make it like the Sweeney but way more violent" no wonder we're the way we are.

@spenno They have relaxed the restraining order 😂

Sitting by the pool while the German hockey team do keepy upy is all kinds of #HockeyWorldCup2023 crazy.

@Ben_Phillips So true. The only possible higher order of ‘ick’ are those that actually believe they are anointed thus.

Significant ick: when ppl in advertising are referred to as "rockstars"

@ContagiousPaul @Boro 😭

@3onner @Boro Agreed. A defence that can’t cope with set pieces. A midfield that my dad could bypass and a forward line that’s simply not equipped for this division. See you at Wycombe and Oxford next season? 🇦🇹

#Boro beaten at the death

@ContagiousPaul @Boro I can’t go through the whole team but I will say that Muniz + Forss are a waste of time…and post that injury spell last season, Jones has seemed to lost all pace and lightning from his legs - he would skin players alive and deliver balls no one could see never mind defend!!

@Boro This team has made me dread Saturdays

@Boropolis Boro have this frustrating streak of employing ex players / locals / ‘legends’ - (Woodgate (a no experience manager), Southgate (returning as manager), Mowbray (returning as manager)…and it fails. Why? Because this geographical sentimentality isn’t the way to win.

🚨 | BREAKING: Jonathan Woodgate has returned to Middlesbrough as First Team Coach. #Boro | #UTB

@mrjamesob from what I’ve heard from the reports of those in the queue - it’s not penance…more a march (a slow one) by thousands in celebration of values that ‘she’ stood for and what matters to them…what they also align with..(loyalty, duty, liberty etc)

😔 Oh come on @HeathrowAirport #portrait and it’s wasn’t just one screen