Uncle Bill

@TheRavenLJ @officer_Lew Gotta spend in places you won’t get caught

@officer_Lew They have to be careful. Brinks knows EXACTLY what serial numbers are on that money. If you spend it in large amounts they will be caught.

BREAKING🚨: Armed with rifles, two suspects just pulled off a bold $1.8 million heist on a Brinks armored truck in Philadelphia. They escaped clean this morning.

@Dodsferdcosm @MAGA_X_Times For Shore

@MAGA_X_Times Scripted by shore for some publicity

Pauly Shore’s career appears to have fallen on hard times, he finds himself being harassed outside of a Bristol Farms market by another “influencer” trying to provoke a response for clicks, Shore went on to say “I have moved on from the business” and “I do Uber eats on the side” I understand but despise the metric when they try to provoke a celebrity looking for a big payday, but to harangue someone that is down on their luck… Come on man.

@TheoVon @TheoVon you the man

HOT PLATE!!!

@TheoVon @TheoVon that’s Theo Tom

hahaha wowwwwww facts

@MercuriusFilius You already have the bat and the ball. What is the price of something you already have? @MercuriusFilius

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

It does not say “both of them together” my friend; It says ‘both’ of them cost $2.50. However, I see where you are coming from, and I see that you are considering the language so much as the conjecture. You have brought another element to this conversation. Also, this is a distinction that is unknown, and filling in for an unknown variable with logic and reason is probably the trait they look for.

@3three6six3 @MercuriusFilius This makes no sense, but the question is saying both of them together $2.50. The ball is 75¢ and the bat is $1.75. 0.75 + 1.75 =2.5

@jacktronprime @nicksortor Logic isn’t real when you’ve been taught your logic by someone else.

@nicksortor I find the UFO topic to be a waste of time. If there were aliens we’d have seen them by now.

BREAKING: President Trump has just announced the Department of War will be releasing files on UFOs IMMINENTLY 👀 "This process is WELL underway, and we've found MANY very interesting documents, I must say. The first releases will begin very, very soon, so you can go out and see if that phenomenon is correct."

@moonchild23580 Hangout with family/friends lol

Boys without girlfriends, what do y’all do on Saturday's?🤔

@StreetFightsHQ Ur jus jealous the roads r so smooth

Pretending to drive for the gram is crazy… he not even going anywhere 😭💀

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Finish this sentence: Peace is _______

@IAmSteveHarvey @IAmSteveHarvey not inevitable.

@mysteriouskat @mysteriouskat I’m scared

Why are you anonymous? Why do you use your real name? Answer whichever is relevant.

@TheRoyalSerf @TheRoyalSerf gotta start somewhere 🤷‍♂️

Accounts that make posts for 0 likes are psychotic sociopaths

@rand_longevity 2001

what year did this simulation start?

@Steezehuman Is it worth it?

𝕏 Engagement hack: Literally just be a reply guy. You can thank me later.

HOLMGREN GETS HUGE BLOCK ON JOHN COLLINS!! #nba