chris
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Best clip I’ve ever seen in my life 😭
— Tries to send it into the stands… somehow goes backwards
— Switches feet and blasts a rocket straight at the bloke in front 😂
— Has another go (he ducks this time) and sends it OUT the stadium
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Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner
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Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song.
America is not a real place.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.
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99% of people, if a “nuclear catastrophe” happens:
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: World Health Organization officials prepare for a "nuclear catastrophe" if the special military operation in Iran escalates.
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They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.
HHS@HHSGov
No cake, just steak. Happy Birthday @SecKennedy! We are so grateful for your leadership and determination to Make America Healthy Again.
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Tesco are selling an empty jar
for £2.50 on the homeware aisle.
Yet 2 aisles up you can get the same jar filled with pickled onions for 40p. 🏪😗😉🤗🛒
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If I was on the Traitors.
I'd be on that full size snooker table all day.
"Paul, who do you think the traitor is? ".
"Not now, Claudia I'm on a middle blue for a 50".
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Just landed in Melbourne for The Ashes. 28 hours of flying but be worth it when I’m in the MCG tomorrow. Dream come true 💕
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Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏼
Bryan’s Gunn@bryansgunn
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
Eesti
I can’t stop laughing 😂 she’s so funny
Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️⚧️🇳🇬🪑@damekatydenise_
Who doesn’t love funny comedy?
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The little check to see if the bullseye was in, John Part going apeshit in commentary, it’s going to take something special to top this moment 😂
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Finally
Viva Sol@viva1875
@Zigiclegend19 I never know why, if youre not on a yellow card, you just run up to the ball just as the opposition are about to take the pen, and boot it away If you’ve got 9 players unbooked, boot the ball away 9 times just as its about to be taken Those would be my instructions to the pitch
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