erica!

Karma is the most patient gangster

I can be anything in this life and I’d still never choose to be a step mom lmfao

Meg Thee Stallion getting cheated on is crazy. Next album is gunna be good

Holy fuck I feel like a new person when I get my brows waxed

hamburger help us

When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

If Justin Bieber announces a tour I will be selling my kidneys

hoes comparing themselves to me they dont even got a library card

Wait I gotta be careful what I tweet cause some of y’all be watching and take it seriously 👀

I love to remind men their g-spot is in their ass whenever they piss me off. Ur gay!

Unfortunately, low rise jeans look so fucking good on me

A raise, new car, no man, new job position, no debt, a fat tax return and 2 trips booked. I love my life!

them bitch accusations true

One of the the funnier things that Is good about getting old is watching your little brothers become the stoner piece of shit you were

Nobody and I mean nobody is nicer than a guy who hasn’t slept with you yet

Not if you pop pills

Goal weight: everyone is worried about me