ladybugz

girlfriend bible

just know when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

@ryavery97 HEHSHSHEHEH

Yeah I’m happy as a clam… the saddest clam in the world

me to the chicken tenders at an upscale restaurant

termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table

they mean the world to me

no amount of physics can explain to me how bugs land on vertical things

@ryavery97 awwww so true u always know what to say🫶🏼

@444ladybug sometimes the stale cookies are the strongest of all<3

don’t raise ur voice at me i am fragile like a stale cookie

@siIIymonkey my friend gayle

*me at karaoke night singing miley cyrus’ cover of zombie* the veterans in the nursing home:

why won’t my brain let me experience companionship

mary minionette

what if i loved minions. in a real non sarcastic way. would u look at me the same

if u hate women grow up. we are very lovable

@ryavery97 turn on the

it’s that time of year where I don’t know how the fuck to keep my windshield from fogging up

@444ladybug is rlly in her orangutan era 🦧✨💅

@ryavery97 hahhahrhrhahah period 😌🫶🏼