Stan Halen

Will be avoiding Comerica Park at ALL costs on April 12th

You really gotta be a sick man to have a foot fetish

No surprise that the least reliable game ever is the one with aaron judge on the cover

@TMathSports Just start the bikini bets and it just might work

1. I work in sports 2. They have never had any women in the sports betting field 3. I’m a mother with confidence, expresses my authentic self

@MLBTheShow You’ve said this once a day

We are aware of matchmaking issues for head to head modes in MLB The Show 26. We are working to get them resolved as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.

@TMathSports It’s full body, not just tits

They just revealed their second batch of women for SI Swim this year, and I’m still making my case I would be a good addition 🤷‍♀️

@covie_93 Why? Because they have real jobs?

Seeing Black ICE agents doesn't sit right with my spirit.

@BookitWithTrent God damn you’re a unit

down 40 pounds in 4.5 months and feel amazing. we move.

@itsviperdemex Tell me you’re on OF model without telling me you’re an OF model

OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤

@Fullcourtpass @MavsMuse He still went for the high 5 after the miss too, great leadership

@FightStorage That’s in someone’s nightmares

Tammy Slaton, star of 1000-lb Sisters, is barely recognizable after extreme weight loss and skin removal surgery.

@shadybiev Getting killed by 40 😭😭

Ugly? Sure. BUT A BROKE ASS JUMPER????

@akdiesel907 @hurricanetianna Yeah cause they’re 9

@hurricanetianna My son went with a friend for his birthday! They loved it.

banana ball is so fun when you don’t have a pretentious bitch in your ear talking about how it isn’t real baseball

@hurricanetianna It’s ass

@FeelThatPuIse What difficulty?

Do your Mini Seasons 😮‍💨

@CollinRugg How do you let a quadruple amputee kill you?

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN

@mahaaaay Aw, you really got them!

@jerr_rrej Acting like monkeys lmao

Nigs surround White girl in her car. She drives over them. She was justifiably afraid for her life. Self defense.

@Dexerto How do you let a man with no arms or legs kill you? Just walk away.

A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body

@cheemaprod @BryceHall 😂😂😂

@BryceHall you probably could make a billion right now spreading your booty cheeks but that doesn’t mean it would not be a humiliating thing to do

I made millions doing this btw