James Turner

@Crossybebs It’s hard to imagine a worse afternoon mate! Where on earth do we go from here?

Battered by spurs. Pissed wet through and carling all avo. Class lads 👍🏼

@Crossybebs Lads some player! 💪

For Mainoo to look and play as well as he does in the chaos that is Manchester United’s midfield says a lot. He’s going to be a megastar. Put a lot of experienced heads to shame today 👏🏼👏🏼❤️

@Crossybebs Perfectly put my friend.

Can bang on about VAR all we want tonight but 3-2 up with 10 left and we’ve got Harry Maguire playing it out from the back, we’re taking our only outlet off and we’re expecting our bang average right back to be able to do a job at left back while an actual left back watches on 🤯

@Crossybebs Clubs a laughing stock mate. Can you remember the last time we lost 3 on the bounce?

@44turner44 DDG still fucking about in Dubai somewhere…

Pretty sure I’d rather have Shep in sticks over this joker 🫣

@DeadlineDayLive 2 at best.

🚨 Rate the signing of André Onana out of 10?

@UtdXclusive Shite, drop him now! Can’t hold in form players back whilst he plays his way into form at the expense of the team!

Thoughts on Marcus Rashford in that half? #mufc

@rmturner @ArchRose90 @Teenycriss What a very strange lie that is. He probably asked where the sweets were?

@ArchRose90 @Teenycriss Mentally ill.

I’ve watched this 10 times and genuinely can’t make it through without laughing. 😂

@ViciousVideos @rmturner this is why you shouldn’t be allowed bikes if you have children! 👀

@ViciousVideos @turnerjonny some of the comments!

We all have that one friend who will do anything 😂😂😂😂 ⚽️ 🌌

all the talk of buyouts and the possibility of oil money or other sources of money coming into club doesn’t interest me it’s not what I’m waiting for at United, I just want us to be debt free which means Glazer free.. the club will just take care of itself when that’s the case

@GarethKilburn @turnerjonny 😂

@Steve_o_1980 @piersmorgan Very eloquently put dear sir. I doff my cap to you

The amount of people on this platform that absolutely idolise Cristiano Ronaldo despite him being a vindictive, selfish, arrogant rapist is unsettling. That includes that CR7 cock sucking @piersmorgan

@Crossybebs Totally agree mate.

@44turner44 Just a shame ain’t it

Oh Ronny 😕💔

@turnerjonny @piersmorgan @Cristiano The man’s obsession is weird, really fucking weird!

@piersmorgan @Cristiano Chill…he isn’t going to shag you, mate!

Ten Hag trying to lecture @Cristiano on standards & values when he’s deliberately humiliating him… what a joke. One is the greatest footballer of all time & a champion in 4 countries… the other was a crap player & as a manager, has barely won a conker fight outside of Holland.

I rate McTominay to a certain degree and definitely feel he's a valuable squad player but sometimes you don't know what you're missing until you see a world class player in that position which is exactly how I feel when I watch Casemiro play that role.

@Crossybebs Very well put! 👌

Max & RB streets ahead of everyone else this year, fair fucks. Still a prick though 😂

@Steve_o_1980 Looks like Morpheus but he’s got no brain! 😂😂😂

@44turner44 😂😂 I enjoy these two. I think they're brothers. Ones spurs and the other is united. Fucking funny

@Steve_o_1980 one for you! 😂😂😂