Arap Langat Kaptich
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Arap Langat Kaptich
@4688G
father,husband Brother, friend and Accountant.@manUtd fan
Nandi hills, Kenya Katılım Nisan 2015
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Peter Salasya did a DNA on his child and the test came back. It turns out someone was doing the milking while he was grazing during the day and tightly holding the horns of the cow in the evening, unknowingly. He is, however, a nice guy and has said that the real man is the one who raises the child, not the coward sperm donor who ran away. In the wise words of the former Nokia CEO, “We didn’t do anything wrong, but somehow, we lost”.
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
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@mwangideloh The problem with being Gachietta's follower.
Political intolerance
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@skmusyoka You reffered our police as a terrorist organisation.@DCI_Kenya investigate the sentiments made by the former vp
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Hours ago, police & DCI officers surrounded and barricaded Hon. Raphael Tuju's home , refusing to let anyone leave until they had him.
I personally drove him to Karen Police Station to record a statement in good faith, in the spirit of due process.
What followed was unacceptable. Hon. Tuju was carried away in a manner that no Kenyan, indeed no human being, should ever experience.
I am here with @EugeneLWamalwa , @HonJBMuturi , Senator Dan Maanzo, @ProfPLOLumumba @NjiruAdv and other leaders.
We are not leaving.
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We must all be gravely concerned about this Tuju situation. You may say it’s a private matter but what you need to understand is that it’s a continuation of the “mambo ni matatu” way of solving private commercial disputes. See it in the context of Rai, and the deported Chinese businessmen over a 30B shilling tender. We have a rogue regime that deploys dark arts to force outcomes in commercial disputes. No investor would put their money into such a country. It’s why the private sector is fleeing Kenya, it’s why our young people have no jobs. It’s why we keep insisting on the values of our constitution. It’s why we sing Rule of Law. It’s not about shiny things people. The state, whose job it is to protect citizens must now produce Tuju!
#RutoMustGo
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@wmrhandy @MillicentOmanga @rigathi @Cleophasmalala Alipita mlango kwa mlango Uko kwa by-elections what happened?
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@MillicentOmanga @rigathi @Cleophasmalala Hii kiti ya women Rep Nairobi imeenda.
Gachagua atapita mlango Kwa mlango, hamtaamini !!!
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You're 32, damaged, hopeless, a whore and you want us to think you're fine with it? 😂😂
When you're done being delusional, you'll climb your bed and cry yourself to sleep.
Mummy~Boss 💴@VynnieIsaac
32 today. No husband, no stress, no one asking “what’s for dinner?”… honestly I might be winning. Happy birthday to me 😍😍💃🏾💅🏾🍭
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@citizentvkenya And still you want votes from Kenyan ict experts @edwi
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Sifuna: IT experts from London, USA working to restore Linda Mwananchi website citizen.digital/news/sifuna-it…
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@_fels1 Ukishika Siloba ya Kangeta you don't need to Count rounds.Haukuji mpaka ye mwenyewe achoke.Since I knew this secret Im always booked.
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What is second round? You split two minutes into two rounds or what?
GIF
SKB@seyikanbai
you see that second round of s£x? it’s just to satisfy the woman.
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English

Haha, your asking about my God and am tweeting from a Kes 10M Porsche that he gave me?
what are you driving to work?
OK_evin!@OvianKe
@KhalifKairo Where tf is your GOD now? 😂
Kiambu, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
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Even reaching 30 with your mental health intact is enough achievement. Let those who want to build and buy things to show that they have achieved something do so. Putting a time frame for making achievements can turn into a huge clusterfuck!
Lawrence Kitema@lawrencekitema
If you're not serious in life you can reach 30 years with nothing except beautiful pictures in expensive clubs and hotels with rich friends.
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
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Most of you want to enjoy the benefits of prostitution but don't want the social reputation that comes with it. Wear the badge with pride, pendejo!
Wunmi🧚♀️💕@Mosidat_wunmi
It is so sad when you realize that a man you like cannot afford you.
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
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A 20-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old.
A 30-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old.
A 40-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old.
A 50-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old.
Be like DiCaprio: Date girls in their prime.
Leave the retired hoes alone.
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Funny how Christians always act so sanctimonious than the rest. With a world that has only 32% christians and which worships at least 4800 deities, your naivety is astounding.
Deborah Ocheido@d_ocheido
The heart of a person outside of Jesus can NEVER be good.
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English

@wavesandstorms @WachiraMuchomba Prepare to go to the streets,2007 we did demonstrate what happened finall
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#StopPoliceBrutality trends in Kenya amid reports protester filmed being beaten has died bbc.in/1TUWmjw




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