Teddy WiLL MaKe iT 🫆

@4688G @_fels1 Women are very good and ruthless at punishing weak men.

@_fels1 @M4Mogul If the woman were respectful she couldn't have lied to you!

Peter Salasya did a DNA on his child and the test came back. It turns out someone was doing the milking while he was grazing during the day and tightly holding the horns of the cow in the evening, unknowingly. He is, however, a nice guy and has said that the real man is the one who raises the child, not the coward sperm donor who ran away. In the wise words of the former Nokia CEO, “We didn’t do anything wrong, but somehow, we lost”.

Ikulwe tu na maharagwe bana

Narusha emails hadi on weekends.

DO NOT SCRAP SCHOOL UNIFORM. Uniforms literally mean equality. Whether from a poor background of a rich one, school uniforms standardise students. You do not want poor kids with no fancy clothes to feel out of place. Plus, students in school uniform are given preferential treatment on our public spaces.

i spent 2weeks on this Raila Odinga cracked glass art.. use 1sec of Ur time to like and repost Rip Baba

Got it. Reporting on Monday and all I can say is bring it on

Siku moja nitaamka na nitweet "I got the Job"

This whores ain't loyal 🪕

@Kenyans Deport

FKF President Hussein Mohammed Suspended Over Ksh 42M Scandal; Deputy President MacDonald Mariga Takes Over as Acting FKF President

@georgediano @OdhisSr Ukiogopa kudisappoint mwanamke you've already lost her.

She confessed that the loves men with beard Infront of Njugush, but our boy took it as joke. He's now inhaling Dust particles from the great Kalahari Desert. Gentlemen, always be careful on what your woman tells you she likes in a man. Wangu pia alisema anapenda mandevu na dredi, ayaaam telling you the rest is history. But as a man, if you ever find yourself in such a situation, don't give a statement like Njugush, always execute a well orchestrated plan that will leave daughter of Agrippina depressed & broken into pieces. No matter how long it may take, just play by the game. Usiwai hurumia mwanamke who's not your relative.

@ItsGregy_ @Degrata254 Bibi akieza lay hands on me naeza maliza shughuli kama nimebisha gate ya kamiti

Huko Kwa Edgar Obare, Njugush & Wakavinye have a divorce case in court. On Monday, the case was in session, the nanny testified. Cele said Njugush was beating her, kidnapping their kids & failing to provide. But Nannie alikataa. Also Njugush is demanding a DNA ya the second kid

Jackson Tito: “Kama mamangu anasikia, ningependa tu kumwambia aache tu kuzaa, tuko wengi na tuko na shida mingi na yeye anaendelea tu kuzaa. Atulie tu na aache kuzaa tumetosha” This statement is very strong coming from a grade 8 kid!

The Kapenguria 6 history repeating itself with this perfect alignment 🤣🤣🤣