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This guy is a software engineer with 18 years of experience. Now, working at McDonald's. One day, his company decided 2 AI guys could do what his team of 12 used to do. As a result, got laid off. He sent 100+ applications, but didn't get any jobs. One HR rep literally told him, "CS degree is useless now". Now he's flipping burgers while grinding through rejections. He knows 200 developers in the same boat. And the executives who made this call? They are fine, they always are...

A blond sits down on a plane and starts to read her book but the guy sitting next to her, a lawyer, won’t leave her alone. Finally, he says to her, “Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question and if you can’t answer it, you owe me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I owe you a thousand dollars.” The blond says, “Okay.” The lawyer says, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” Without a word, the blond opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him. She then asks, “What goes up the hill on three legs and comes down on two?” The lawyer thinks about this; he does an internet search; he calls his friends and asks them but he’s stymied and he hands the blond a thousand dollars. She puts it into her purse and goes back to reading. The lawyer says, “Hey! What’s the answer?” Without a word, the blond opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I noticed my elder brother has been cheating on his wife and I feel sorry for her because she has been so nice to us Yesterday I was about to tell her the truth I then discover she already knows about it but says nothing because she’s secretly seeing someone too and that person is my cousin brother😭💔