𝟒𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞

“Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.” ― George Carlin

Trying to explain to your wife how you went out for a beer with your friends on Saturday night and came home on Sunday afternoon.

FYI, Aaron Rai's wife is a better golfer than you.

@AuntieAlien @SpencerHakimian

@SpencerHakimian Grok trying to catch up

🚨BREAKING: 2 US FIGHTER JETS COLLIDE AND CRASH DURING AIR SHOW

WATCH 👀 - SNL cold open with Will Ferrell as Jeffrey Epstein. DO NOT SHARE! Trump just wants us to STOP talking about it.

W.H.O. Declares Ebola Outbreak a Global Health Emergency nytimes.com/2026/05/17/wor…

@ImBreckWorsham Once a proud, great nation. Now it's just mangled.

Am I the only one reading this as born on, died on date?

The minute intro into this live version is just so good, and then the rest of the song is just perfection. youtube.com/watch?v=ErNewJ…

@iamAtheistGirl Why do you hate the god you don't believe in?

what

@MAGAVoice Old senile fuck says what?

🚨 President Trump just posted this BANGER I ABSOLUTELY AGREE 🔥

@SportsCenter I did that once... once.

Pain for Cam Young. A three-putt from three feet.

@tquick67675 @gerrydee Yeah, this is better.

@gerrydee Break 70: Fantastic golfer 70-75: Great golfer 76-80: Really Good golfer 80-85: Good golfer 86-89: Pretty good golfer 90-95: Decent golfer 95-100: Okay Golfer 100-110: Goes golfing 111-119: Likes golf 120 or more: take up pickleball

Break 70: Great golfer 70-75: Really good golfer 76-80: Good golfer 80-85: Pretty good golfer 86-89: Decent golfer 90-99: Okay golfer 100-110: Goes golfing 111-119: Likes golf 120 or more: Tried golf Agree or disagree?

New Minglewood Blues by Grateful Dead 🎵Well I'm a wanted man in Texas, busted jail and I'm gone for good🎵 Another lyric in the song: 🎵It's T for Texas, yes and it's T for Timbuktu🎵 youtube.com/watch?v=KCxQcf…

What’s a great Song that mentions Texas or a town in Texas? #TexasRock

@TheSkepticWiz @jontheless4347 You're evil because you don't believe my make-believe!

That’s a false equivalence. Atheism is simply the lack of belief in gods. Satanism, ironically, still depends on belief in a supernatural framework from Christianity. By that logic, anyone who rejects your religion, Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, skeptics would all be “Satanists.” That’s not reasoning, that’s tribal labeling. Also, if morality only exists inside your religion, are you admitting you’d lose your morals without it? Most atheists avoid harming others because of empathy, ethics, and social responsibility, NOT fear of hell.

@EastEndJoe Elephant by Jason Isbell. A sad song about cancer. youtube.com/watch?v=aXwPSK…

Tears In Heaven.

@Rainmaker1973 Never had an account there, so, yeah.

$2M or Facebook?

@hidekiofficial_ I bet a few clams on you to win the PGA. LFG!

@Minwoo27Lee I bet a few clams on you to win the PGA. LFG!

@RockNRoLL_85 The Rover... always.

Kashmir & Stairway To Heaven don’t exist!!! Now what’s your go to LZ song?

Just to add on here... I wear long johns all winter long. It just becomes part of your dress code. When it gets real code, I have super-duper long johns... Under Armour Cold Gear 2.0, which are about $100 a pair. When winter first starts, 30 degrees feels cold. But after it gets colder for a period and then returns to the 30s... you're like... 30s ain't so bad. When the temps are in the 30s, I usually only require an insulated hoodie... and I work outside.

@RobWyman @SethAbramson First few winters will probably be tough, but then you'll acclimate. Nobody likes below zero temps, but they don't happen too often. Most winter days hover around 30 degrees, which isn't that cold, especially after a squirt of real cold days.

The best big city in the world IMO

@MakingSense25 @GolfonCBS Yep... that's why the handicap takes the best 8 of the last 20. It's all about potential.

@GolfonCBS Being consistent is nonsense. One day it's 84 the next it's 96. The pros are the same. One round it's 64 then 76. So stfu Morikawa.

What does an amateur golfer have to shoot to be considered "good at golf"?