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ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

I couldn't say no

No, it doesn't! That's from the archives.

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope things work out for you.

Uganda’s $50 billion to $500 billion by 2040 ten-fold growth strategy will need this kind very quick project execution (zero time and cost overuns). Not these things of Bulindo — Najera road that takes over 4 years!!

Gulp Fiction.

You see this thing called unemployment, yeah?? Very humbling concept!

Whoa!!!

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God has a sense of humour. He went and recreated my left foot from the 80s and 90s and placed it on this Nigerian-Algerian-English-Frenchman's body some 30 years later. Even the names rhyme - Mark Ssali, Michael Olise. Why didn't He just heal my 'dead' knee instead? Sleek, silky!

@SimonKaggwaNjal Jumping on an almost hapless opposition while knowing NRM MPs are Ugandans too is also telling. They are Ugandans just like us, and this bill will treat them as badly. You cannot exonerate them of any agency just because of the blanket assumption that they are compromised.

I’m reading this Sovereignity Bill in astonishment. The conspiracy of silence among opposition MPs as this bill is being processed is quite telling.

@aishaquin19 @Owishemwe 😂😂😂

@Owishemwe You are a gold digger 😬

Comes from a rich family ✅

'Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those we cannot resemble'. Samuel Johnson #Tuesday

Never mess with FC Barcelona!! NEVER DO IT!!!

Dame un grrr.

"Dear Iran: If you really want to make Trump mad, send a press release that says you will only negotiate with Obama."

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood. And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads. As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'