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@Hellcatprods Are you going to broadcast today’s airshow live?

Remember the plastic straw debate? I was curious how banning straws globally would stack up against @TheOceanCleanup’s current impact. US beach cleanup data suggests straws make up just 0.005% of plastic pollution. The Ocean Cleanup is now stopping 2–5% of global plastic inflow (and growing rapidly) So our current impact is already ~400–1000x what a global straw ban could ever achieve!

Tonight, use the #BigDipper asterism in the constellation #UrsaMajor to find the northern pole star, #Polaris. Polaris is located nearly exactly above Earth’s northern axis, so the northern sky seems to turn around it. 🌌 earthsky.org/tonight/polari… 📸 EarthSky.org.

@Trix_Eater @WallStreetApes 😂

There is no Plus-Size. That's just an extra gender for oversized. There is: S - Small (you're petite) M - Medium (you're average) L - Large (you have curves) XL - Extra Large (you're two large people, it could be genetic, get a peloton anyway) 2XL - XXLarge (you're three large people, uber drivers fear you) 3XL - XXXLarge (you're a carload of large people, fully charged handicap scooters die after 20 feet) 4XL - XXXXLarge (You hold your breath while being wheeled through double doors and your clothing can double as compact car covers) 5XL - XXXXXL (You exceed safety limits on Cargo elevators and your shirt tag is now longer than an entire medium shirt)

An oversized woman has entered Target to show you how bias and insensitive Target is against “plus sized people” “It’s actually so annoying” She shows all the sections of the store normal sized people get compared to the racks plus-sized people get There is a very simple solution to this issue, eat better and exercise. Not only will you have more clothing options at Target but you’ll feel better, live longer and won’t have to be triggered by not fitting into normal clothing sizes

@weartv Whoa!!! 😍🇺🇸✈️

A low Blue Angels flyover this morning during "Breakfast with the Blues" caused quite the stir at Pensacola Beach. It sent hats, tents and chairs flying as people were surprised by what they just witnessed. "I've been coming for 10 years and I've never seen a pass like that."

One pilot marked the 15th anniversary of the final @NASA Space Shuttle mission this week with a special flight path in Florida. Rewind the flight for yourself at #40a0bdd9" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/…

Derik M. was on the McMurdo Station in Antarctica as a US Coast Guard in 2017, when he spotted a family of penguins. Suddenly, a piece of the ice broke and the clip turned out to be one of the most thrilling ever filmed.

@DrPhiltill 😍

Dawn in coastal Maine today. I love the color on the water.

Cuteness overload

@Pittcon 😆

The marketing team is working hard to get the word out about Pittcon 2027!😆 #Pittcon2027 #PGH #FlagTrend #EmpireStateBuilding

You just know this was a cool experience for anyone in the water or on land witnessing it. Feral horses just passing through.

@tropicalupdate Yikes!!

Holy cow!!! Sebastian, Florida.

@slater57649 🤯❣️

Wow

@DrPhiltill 😂

Maine waters don’t have alligators but they do have crocs. We spotted this one offshore of Boothbay.

@SharylAttkisson Shocker: Mexico’s government is corrupt!

Former ATF agent John Dodson “flabbergasted” when he found out how many cartel guns originally came from the Mexican government. How to watch Sunday:tinyurl.com/3ueu8awr

@SharylAttkisson 🤦🏻‍♀️

You’ll be surprised by how much taxpayers are spending to fund NGO groups that often push political agendas. Where to watch Sunday: tinyurl.com/3ueu8awr

@Xyleniqq 😂

My neighbor's parrot learned my wifi password and I still don't know how. I was sitting in my living room when I heard it. Clear as day. From next door. "CAPITAL B LOWERCASE A SEVEN SEVEN EXCLAMATION POINT." That's my wifi password. I froze. I walked outside. My neighbor Steve was on his porch with his African Grey parrot, Colonel. The parrot looked at me. "CAPITAL B LOWERCASE A SEVEN SEVEN EXCLAMATION POINT." Me: Steve. What the hell. Steve: I don't know where he learned that. Me: That's my wifi password. Steve: Is it? Me: You know it is. You asked me for it last month. Steve: I only said it once. Me: ONCE WAS ENOUGH APPARENTLY. Colonel ruffled his feathers. "CAPITAL B LOWERCASE A SEVEN SEVEN EXCLAMATION POINT." Me: Make him stop. Steve: I can't make him stop. He's a parrot. Me: He's broadcasting my security information to the neighborhood. Steve: He doesn't know what it means. Me: HE'S SAYING IT WITH PERFECT DICTION. Colonel tilted his head. "EXCLAMATION POINT." Just the exclamation point. Like he was emphasizing it. I went home and changed my password immediately. Three days later. I was outside watering my plants. Colonel was on Steve's fence. He looked at me. "LOWERCASE M UPPERCASE Q NINE NINE HASHTAG." My new password. Me: STEVE. Steve came outside. Steve: What now? Me: He knows the new one. Steve: That's impossible. Me: I JUST HEARD HIM SAY IT. Steve: Were you saying it out loud? Me: I was on the phone with tech support. Steve: With the window open? Me: ...Yes. Steve: Colonel has excellent hearing. Me: THIS IS A SECURITY BREACH. Steve: It's a bird. Me: A BIRD WITH CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. Colonel flew to my fence. Looked me dead in the eye. "HASHTAG." I've changed my password four times now. I whisper it. I go into the bathroom. I turn on the shower for noise cover. But every few days, Colonel says something that sounds suspiciously like a password. Last week he said "PAULSTINKS123." That wasn't my password. But I'm concerned he's making suggestions.

Florida will be dusty for days! This will prevent most of the shower and thunderstorm activity from becoming widespread, although brief pockets of opening could allow some isolated activity on Friday for South Florida and on Saturday for Central Florida.

Green zealots want more socialism and less capitalism. But socialists have “the worst environmental record on the planet,” @tomgpalmer tells me. Capitalism often SAVES the environment. It might sound counterintuitive…but here is evidence:

Meet one of Bob's favorite lesser-known heroes: Biddy Mason. Her epic story is one of faith, freedom, altruism, and perseverance. As he often would say, "Only in America could a slave become a millionaire". We only wish he could have seen the final product of this beautiful animation. 💙youtu.be/GLQDs6fbmho?si…