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Dark humour is like babies with aids, they never get old.

Kila mtu anajua kile kilimleta Nairobi majamaa

Kukaa plot moja na students plus vijana wadogo ni stress ajab

Name one thing more important than money.

Bullies everywhere.

At my age kuna mtu hatumii sukari ama mimi nimerogwa

People call it luck when they don't understand how long you've been quietly loosing it

This is way too much. We need to disband @PoliceKE and @NPSOfficial_KE. This is why #TukoKadi

GENTLEMEN: Focus on faith, fitness, finance and family. Stay sharp, Stay grounded. Move like a king.

Once we remove Ruto.

Ndio natoka kuverify mimi ni human being 🤦

@Loither_king Umeasha notis

Too many followers without engagement hukuwa ufala. I need loyals only🙂

@AokoOtieno_ @Bookten8 Maraga for president that's a likkle tough

@Bookten8 Maraga has achieved what many envy Solid family. Impeccable career. From lawyer to heading SUPREME COURT His 2017 judgement is being quoted globally Retirement package yake can feed your village for 96 yrs He might not have political aura but let him be Mea kucha kwanza

Sahi kila team Iko na slogan Team Gachagua - Wantam Team Ruto - Tutam How about team Maraga?

Lakini wtf is "nakupa doggy hadi unabweka" 😭

Ni hile masaa ya kufollow back nilale sasa🔥🔥

@_toxicprince96 @pius_mukhwana Tuko Kadi

@4hmpff @pius_mukhwana WANTAM, mchukue kura

When will police brutality come to pass, when ??

@_falsi1ke Real

Your poverty story is only interesting if you're rich while telling it.

Kitambo kwa vipindi za Tv Stations hakukuwa kunakosa mama anaitwa “mama boi”😂😂

Na vijana msigive up ipo siku pia tutakunywa Dasani watu alafu yenye imebaki tumwage kwa windscreen