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@farokhgoodlife ...huh? 👀

And everybody liked that 💜 omni.se/a/XM55Lr

@CryptoSpaces1 Top tier acc

One day I’ll be this good at rage baiting another banger 😹

@bored_mic @OthersideMeta Hear me out: Pandemic lockdown.

How would you convince a Bored Ape to truly care about @OthersideMeta ? If they are not a builder and not a gamer, how would you sell it? Stay Bored.

@0xmj_ Tight ape

Can someone explain me why this ugly ape was bought for 16.5 eth

@dre_btc @MontiMania @BoredApeYC @grok Would

@MontiMania @BoredApeYC It’s 100% Amsterdam. Hey @grok, what country would a knight, a church and the colors red white and blue refer to?

TOP 5 ApeFest 2026 locations ranked from most likely to least likely: • Miami • London • Tokyo • Amsterdam • Dubai What's your prediction?

@dadswheels Yes

You can only PFP one. Which do you pick?

@MontiMania @BoredApeYC Fuck around and set up a swamp in Lagos, Nigeria

@Xeer Itching but most accurate I’ve seen

Because once again most of you only know Rolex. Here is an updated watch tier list nobody asked for. S tier - A Lange & Sohne, FP Journe, Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, MB&F A tier - Rolex, Breguet, Grand Seiko, Cartier, Jaeger LeCoultre, H Moser A- tier - Audemars Piguet B tier - Omega, Zenith, IWC C tier - Breitling, Longines, Tag Heuer, Panerai, Tudor D tier - Richard Mille, Hublot F tier - Jacob & co

@shockermandan Ggwp

Day 14 of 14 solo parenting (8, 10 and 19) Never done more than 4 nights in 17 years of raising kids. Kids didn't die. Immobile grandma didn't die. Dad didn't die. ggwp

If Opensea would put half the effort into getting royalities back, maybe creators would get their piece of the cake again?

@rexxtvee I can do that, I just don’t want to 💅🏼

Do you workout today?

@Mealsandeals @mfigge He’s the CEO. *finger snaps, finger snaps*

@mfigge Was I supposed to read this like a poem?

so let me get this straight in the last cycle people didn’t know whether or not launching a token would be totally chill or would be totally jail because the SEC wasn’t willing to establish modern rules so to be safe don’t launch a fungible token in a US jurisdiction get really good lawyers who will tell you how to navigate a mission impossible laser room of jurisdictions so you don’t get in trouble with your little coin then someone you don’t know and will never meet will launch your token’s smart contract in BVI or Panama or wherever it’s chill to do that so ‘you’ didn’t launch it for tax purposes the token will get appraised at de minimis so you don’t get fucked on taxes with a fortune of phantom income at tge treasury is managed off-shore by a ‘Foundation’ put a DAO in front to advise the Foundation on how to distribute a token by voting on different proposals people organize beauracratize and participate in a pure democracy where the richest people have the most votes and winners get free money? but at least that’s a reason to buy the token builders try really hard get disillusioned by proposals get scorned by other participants get blamed when its not working pitchforks dissolve dao but then rich people holding tokies to control the ballot have no reason to hold market sell price down only everyone jaded all because navigating a grey zone legal landscape from washington beaureaucrats who didn’t want to set a clear policy tokie ATL but now new leadership is autistic at simplifying and thinks a bunch of shit doesn’t make sense and is going to tear down and rebuild and streamline everything until its coherent did I get that right?

sometimes i dont even care who is behind an account - what their lore is, who is managing it, or if they're a larp. if they make me laugh, i'm likely to follow. i'll even just follow someone because of their stupid handle. there's no method to this. i just dont like following accounts that look like a series of ads and ai slop.

@APEFLTR @BoredApeYC Web2 clients are about to get confused

Let’s make video meetings fun again 🍿 Soon, every BAYC holder will be able to verify their BAYC in the APE FLTR app and instantly appear on Zoom and livestreams as their fully animated BAYC. No mint. No claim. Just free technology for the BAYC community. Follow @APEFLTR to stay updated. 🦍

@shockermandan Half beast, half ape (hairy legs reference)

Started working out hard in late 2019. Never really had any purpose or expectations from it. My friends owned a gym and I wanted to see them. Slow imperceptible improvements over a long period of time.

@nikitabier So did you buy the service or not?

This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.

@1buuba @BoredApeYC @GrailsOTC @yugalabs Did you accidentally write a K instead of an M? Still no

question to all my apes: you‘re getting an offer for 50k usd for each ape you own rn. but you have to sell all of them. the only twist is you can’t rejoin the @BoredApeYC for the next two years. not even with a mayc. would you take the offer? let me know in the comments.

@SeraStargirl @baykada @BoredApeYC 2021 mint date vibes

Giving birth to a child later this year, but I'm putting everything on hold until we get an update on Apefest. Pls @BoredApeYC give us an update soon ❤️ ApeFest is mandatory, so I’d prefer not to be giving birth in case it ends up being the same week.

Show me a harder album cover. I’ll wait

@shockermandan Thoughts and prayers

Day 8 of 14 solo parenting (8, 10 and 19) Never done more than 4 nights in 17 years of raising kids. Tuesday I add their 95% immobile great grandma to the mix to close it out. Me, 8, 10, 19, 88 and two dogs. Pray for me.