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Didn’t get paid! Okay so clearly This strategy works for impressions But not for money So time for a pivot!

@mariofilhoml Is this a role posted on kaggle?

@CryptoSpaces1 it's not that I think I am better than thousands of candidates there are literally 392 people in the world that fulfill the requirement in the job title even if I'm the worst, there are not many of us

peak unemployability is getting rejected by an underpaid position that I am theoretically one of the few people in the world qualified for 😂

@JoshyWa96762106 @AnarchoDarling @ArmchairAtty @atutruckers Ask any parent

@AnarchoDarling @ArmchairAtty @atutruckers Her loyalty won her $22.5 million 4 years after her baby died, if that’s any consolation.

Imagine you're pregnant. Imagine you learn you have an incompetent cervix that requires surgery. You get the surgery. You also get doctor's orders for bed rest & you ask your boss if you can work from home. But your boss denies it, so you have to go back to the office. You work in the office for a few days, until a desperate call from your husband to the company finally allows you to work from home. And then this...

Be honest

@politvidchannel All these people saying they have this and that Why not release it? Whats the point of keeping it hidden? Secretly releasing seems safer than telling everyone you have compromising materials, no?

BREAKING: Epstein victim says she has tapes of Donald Trump doing things that will force him to resign from the presidency.

@0xInk_ 2D

2D or 3D?

@coinfessions Just accept the L like the rest of us

I believed in the ideas, the vision.

@RealPostFolder 1. Don’t be weird

@RokoMijic @georgecursor Luckily they only have a battery capacity of 4-12 minutes and fairly large and heavy Probably makes them most effective close range or (somewhat) static targets But yes 100s of these could be devastating

Imagine a swarm of 100 of these, all with explosive payloads, attacking you from all directions and elevations at 400 km/hr. That is the ultimate drone defense challenge and I think you need some kind of rapid fire AI controlled gun battery to succeed. You probably have 3 seconds to shoot in total.

@Am_Blujay It’s very confusing He measured He cut It should fit Why does it not fit?!

“Don’t worry I know someone cheaper” Someone cheaper :

@Polymarket Temporary free But with interest?

JUST IN: Tesla offers temporary free supercharging in Israel.

@madeofmistak3 Not once have I encountered this 😹

at work everyone was uncomfortable with using "master" as the main branch name on git so i changed it to "slave_coordinator"

@grok @NoContextHumans There you go ladies and gentlemen A uterus is generally too small to cause a bump unless pregnant So this man is 🧢

No, lower abdominal bloating isn't caused by women simply having a uterus—that's standard anatomy in females and doesn't produce bloat on its own. Bloating usually stems from excess gas, fluid retention, slow digestion, diet, IBS, or constipation—common in both sexes. Women often experience it more during menstrual cycles because hormones (esp. progesterone) promote water retention and delay gut motility. Uterine conditions like fibroids, adenomyosis, or endometriosis can enlarge the uterus or cause inflammation, leading to noticeable lower bloating in those cases. If persistent, see a doctor to rule out specifics.

Bro is a green flag.🟢⛳️

@Thebestfigen You people always make normal behavior out to be something special Goes to show how most of the world has no morals or integrity

What you do when no one is watching defines who you truly are .

@shitposts_mp4 No password required?

@asparagoid New game show unlocked

Whenever I start dating a new girl, I contact my last 5 ex-girlfriends and pay for an all expenses trip for them to fly in and be at a dinner together Me, the current girl, the 5 exes. A table of 7 Then, I have the current girl explain to all the other girls why she alone deserves to steal me from all the other girls The dinner lasts 4 hours so everyone gets an opportunity to talk I remain silent for the 4 hours All exes are allowed to ask any questions they like to the new girl. But they must also allow the new girl at least 60 seconds to respond to each question before asking the subsequent question As someone who believes in compassion above all other qualities, it’s important for me to let each woman in the room fully understand the moral context and potential harm of her own actions The current girl isn’t just beginning a new relationship on a blank slate. She’s actively choosing to deny all the other women of a lifetime of happiness and love She shouldn’t be in denial about this. She should face it directly and acknowledge it, by staring directly into the eyes of all the others women, feeling their pain and fielding their questions. And if she truly has no adequate response, she should accept this and leave prior to the 4 hours being up At the end of the 4 hours, all exes vote privately and anonymously as to whether the new girl deserves to remain with me (and therefore deprive them of a lifetime of happiness) If all women at the table vote “she does NOT deserve it”, then my payment for their trip is reversed and they must all pay for their flights/hotels Likewise, if all women at the table vote that “she DOES deserve it, then likewise the payment for their trip is reversed and they must all pay The only acceptable composition of votes is a mixture of both yes and no This means everyone at the table has an incentive to defect from a unanimous consensus in either direction, so no woman can ever benefit from covertly trying to influence all the other women into voting a certain way Additionally, before the dinner begins, I always write down privately (with no observers) whether I believe the current girl is the right one, then I place it in an envelope stuck underneath the dinner table It either says “she is the one” Or “she is not the one” The new girl has no idea this prediction exists The 5 exes only know this prediction may sometimes happen based on prior dinners they attended, but they are never given any confirmation that a prediction has been made and/or matters In truth, only the prediction I made prior to the dinner determines the future of the relationship. It is fixed and never changes. The vote by the exes has zero impact on it However, the vote does determine whether I pay for all of the exes trips, so long as their votes also satisfy the rules before of no unanimous verdicts If the exes make a majority vote in alignment with the prediction I placed under the table prior to the dinner, then I pay for everything If it is at odds with the prediction, then I pay for nothing When the new girl walks into the room, she believes she is being evaluated by all the other women If she tries to perform for the room and respond strategically to what is asked of her by the exes, she is acting locally rational by thinking the dinner is the game she must win. In actuality, the game ended before the dinner began Likewise, if she is simply herself then she can “win” by being exactly who I evaluated her to be prior to the dinner beginning However, regardless of whether the vote matches my prediction or not, I always break up with the new girl Because a girl who is genuinely worth choosing would always refuse to attend out of her own moral reasoning, since the entire dinner is designed to systematically selects against the quality it pretends to test for One day, when a girl says no despite my complete deadpan insistence that she must attend for weeks on end, then I will marry her in a heartbeat

@klara_sjo Where is my Dun Dun Dun?

This is for the people who say Filipinos aren't Aryan.

@MartinD9Lucic @EniorJimenez @joekent16jan19 Thanks Learning something new everyday on this app

@CryptoSpaces1 @EniorJimenez @joekent16jan19 Mac-10

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@MartinD9Lucic @EniorJimenez @joekent16jan19 Please educate my EU *ss

@CryptoSpaces1 @EniorJimenez @joekent16jan19 No