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Turmut Hoer 💙🖤🤍
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Now zum volkes they loikes 'aymakin' | An' zum they vancies m-o-o-o-win' | But of all the jobs as Oi loikes best | Gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'
Ancient Capital of Wessex® Katılım Aralık 2010
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@drivelcast Do you recall that from "Bobby's Piles" in Viz, where Mrs. Piles had stored a lobster in the khazi? I think often of the panel where the lobster first interacted with Nobby.
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I'm sure it'll turn up. Just be careful going to the toilet.
Ed Zitron@edzitron
Good question???!
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@icod Not one I've heard.
Look, the place is just a grotty suburb if Southampton. There, I've said it.
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@KavanaghCk (2/2) Point 3 settled it for me. Liars offer extra info, unsolicited. "Look at my cut". Lol.
Lest this seems cruel I then similarly watched my heroes shaving their heads and leaving Bath in real time for devil's dandruff reasons.
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@KavanaghCk Y'know, I watched that story evolve on the old sportsnetwork boards. (Bath fan, both Quins and Leinster used to be there too.)
How it went.
1) General match chit-chat
2) Leinster fans "I saw him wink!"
3) Quins fans "He showed us the wound after the match" (1/2)
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@Otto_English luv too breathe leaded petrol fumes by teh roadside
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I'm sorry but that looks really very miserable.
Or am I missing something?
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@twlldun As an adult I spend no time down the tip looking for aerosol cans too chuck on the bonfire. Adulthood sucks.
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I mean I was pretty nihilist and negative as a kid, and “born cynical”, according to my parents and still, I’ll be honest yeah, being a kid was quite fun?
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Have you ever considered that some people might have had a relatively pleasant childhood
James Harris@JamesHarrisNow
Absolutely unfathomable to me that anyone, for one instant of their life, could feel nostalgic for their schooldays
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@Londonist @cnbcwatcher90 Uniquely* for a London mainline terminal, it dos not contain the zero mileage datum for the line within it's bounds. The mileage at the 'Bone is measured from the former Manchester London Road station.
*unwise assertion, I am gonna be fact-checked to death
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@LevParikian I bring news to those who are irked by 'train station' - x.com/TurnipRail/sta…
Dr David Turner@TurnipRail
@LNER Both have been used since the 19th c. From the 1830s some railway adverts and official docs used "train station", whilst it has always been in common parlance. Yes, throughout, "railway station" is used more often, but "train station" is frequently found (Image from 1838)
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1. Less/fewer
2. Disinterested/uninterested
3. Decimate
4. The proof is in the pudding
5. I could care less
6. Begs the question
7. Railway/train station
8. Momentarily
9. Very unique
10. ‘Advanced’ for ‘advance’
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Right. Because it’s late and I should go to bed I’ve obviously spent the last 45 minutes working out what people get *really* pedantic about.
Lev Parikian@LevParikian
What’s your most tedious bit of niche pedantry, the one that would make people back away from you with fear in their eyes? Mine is that ‘lesser spotted’ doesn’t mean ‘not often seen’ so much as ‘small and spotty’.
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@deathofbuckley Ain't No Pleasing You (Except With the 14 Inch "Intruder" and Optional Harness)
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@dank_ackroyd Daniel Pulledbeefdandredleicester.
No away fan can sing "you're just a shit Tescos sandwich" at me.
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If you were a footballer what would your name be? Mine would be Steve Goal
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Turmut Hoer 💙🖤🤍 retweetledi
“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.
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@DocPhoenix One should take the "Don't rehabilitate 90s Tories" challenge.
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Turmut Hoer 💙🖤🤍 retweetledi
If you come across a sheep lying on its back with its legs up, it is 'cast'. Please be so kind as to tip/roll it back over; if left like this they can die as they cannot get up. Please be kind enough to share.
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