Black Jesus
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Black Jesus
@504JustinSane
🤌🏽THAT.DAMN.GOOD
Wishabissh woods, USA Katılım Ağustos 2024
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@XXL 😭😭😭When's the last time the mf dropped a song?! MF DO U RAP OR NOT?!
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@SaycheeseDGTL ❗️❗️Albert! ALBERT! Look man, you're 34yrs old...relax
whoever tf is taking life advice from albert, u deserve whatever you get🤷🏾
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@ibzsmo3k 😭😭😭Run?! Shiiii...Once he leaves the gym he literally becomes useless, mf can lift 400kg but can't scratch his back, useless fake strength there's a reason Olympic weight lifters don't look like the bulky dude, dude got the mobility of a 65yr old amputee😭😭
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What’s the point of being in shape if you can’t run?
Larry Wheels@LarryWheels
Natty or not, stay locked in 🔐
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@YourLordTheos @stupid2211 @SCRIZZLLEE @UseaONE 😭The minute the body builder leaves the gym he becomes useless, the only place he can lift 400kgs is at the damn gym, it's "not real strength" there's a reason Olympic power lifters don't look like this, he can't even scratch his own back, ima choose mobility every time
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@stupid2211 @SCRIZZLLEE @UseaONE I'm just arguing from a muscle vs speed angle. I'm not hooked on 400kgs, but I'd assume that without powerlifting, someone like Mark Henry (squatted 432kg) would've died from diabetic complications before or around this age, just like his father. He's outliving his genetics
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Let me give my take on this.
Larry can pick up running anytime and be able to complete a 100-meter sprint in 4-6 weeks.
But no one can 6 weeks their way into a 400 kg deadlift.
Larry Wheels@LarryWheels
Natty or not, stay locked in 🔐
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@sebyishere @SCRIZZLLEE @UseaONE ❗️Neither one of these people are the average person tho, besides the gym that guy has never lifted 400kgs anywhere else in life, in order to do that he has to go to the damn gym, being able to move will always be the preferred skill over lifting some metal at a gym for no reason
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@SCRIZZLLEE @UseaONE What the hell does the average person need to run for? Other than health this is untrue. Besides running for the bus the avg person doesn’t run top speed for kicks and giggles
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@SCRIZZLLEE @UseaONE 😭Mfs think they're out here training to fight the fucking marvel avengers, at no point is lifting 400kgs gonna be viable strength..like dude, you work at pizza hut, relax.
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@UseaONE 😭😭😭Why tf do you need to do a 400kg deadlift... who are you training to fight, the avengers?
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@504JustinSane @takesbytom Shave that fucking goatee off you goof 🤣 You don’t know anything about Japanese wrestling nigga 😭😭
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This overly choreographed bullshit will NEVER be my style of pro wrestling 🗣️
Best match my ass.
tribal chief ☝🏻🩸@luireigns
Undertaker was right 💀
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@thatgirlmulaa 🙂🙂🙂I ain't tryna fight I'm jus curious...
Why are women always broke? I thought yall was selling the pussy, come to find out yall heaux been selling the money this whole time?!..
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@Buck_up18 @luireigns 😆😆😆Kids man lmaoooo, mfs are in the ring auditioning for the new power rangers and this dumb fuck is like "it's exciting" loooooool...
this is how the suck ass women's division wrestles every match and they're fuckin terrible
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@luireigns Yea it’s more exciting than watching a person take a chop and lay on the ground for the next 2 minutes.
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@MlSAKlMARAJ 🤣🤣🤣I don't see how ppl listen to this busted b!tch knowing damn well she stole young Nikki Minaj whole flow and mannerisms..b!tch is cosplaying as a rap artist😭
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@ScottEnlow @hookem 😄😄I woulda thought twice about it, I wouldn't have wanted bullet holes in my car
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@hookem I can't believe they didn't light him up.
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@5am1am_6 ❗️❗️I wouldn't knock on her door, I'd catch the cat and drop him off on a farm faaaaar far away so he can run with the rest of the cats I've dropped off... bon voyage!😄
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Neighborly Drama 🐾
It’s truly a shame when things can’t be handled like adults. There is definitely a better way to handle a situation like this without it being about drama or hostility.
The Reality Check: You can't expect a neighbor to open the door when the behavior is this tense.
The Bigger Picture: When animals and children are involved, safety and calmness should always come first.
Why Empathy Wins
A simple conversation can solve almost anything, but it has to start with mutual respect. Let’s lead with kindness and find solutions together!
What would you do? 👇
[ ] Talk it out calmly ☕
[ ] Leave a polite note 📝
[ ] Involve a neutral party 🤝
[ ] Just keep the door shut 🚪
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@HonestCwboysFan @504JustinSane @atlbraves32 @queenie4rmnola @AGayTroll2 Wrap it up big dog, its not working
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We don't often talk about the psychological harm of mass incarceration, but we should.
The Net Daily@TheNetDaily
Bro dreamed he was free… then woke up back inside prison
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@LeFade6 @queenie4rmnola @AGayTroll2 @atlbraves32 After centuries of running around caves and hitting each other in the head with rocks you'd have thicker skin, NOPE😄😄😄 I got yall flustered with minimal effort, go outside man lmaoooooo..i say "pedo" and yall start climbing out the woodwork like it's a Chris Hansen kitchen 😄
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@504JustinSane @queenie4rmnola @AGayTroll2 @atlbraves32 lol “if someone calls me out for being poor, I’m calling them a pedo on the internet” low iq type ish
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@HonestCwboysFan @atlbraves32 @queenie4rmnola @AGayTroll2 😄Ehhhh I don't know about that, i don't think you can claim superior genetics when you peel like a python in the sun and age like a week old banana lmaooo
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@504JustinSane @atlbraves32 @queenie4rmnola @AGayTroll2 Take what L
Your whole life is an L you lost the genetic lottery retard 🤣🤣🤣
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