El Patron

Thieves 'stealing' from a vending machine dont realize they are being charged for everything they are taking. 😂

I seriously need to start going to auctions

“I voted for the man three fucking times. But going after da Pope, marone! is a bridge too far, even for me”

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

This was the full TMZ interview they clipped to try and smear me.

Evangelicals will call Mary an idol but post shi like this:

Friday in Spanish is hilarious

Never forget.

They replace the birth of Jesus Christ with presents and Santa. Now they continue to replace the Resurrection of Jesus Christ with bunnies and eggs.

@CieloBonit Because it's the only Church started by Jesus Christ Himself. Everything else was started by men and they have no authority.

None of the listed producers—Neil Gaiman, David S. Goyer, Allan Heinberg, Samuel Kieth, or Mike Dringenberg—are Muslim, based on all available public records. Gaiman, Goyer, and Heinberg are of Jewish heritage (Gaiman culturally Jewish with family Scientology ties; Goyer half-Jewish via his mother; Heinberg grew up in a Jewish family). No public info on Kieth or Dringenberg indicates they are Christian or Muslim.

I believe in God, the Father almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried; he descended into hell; on the third day he rose again from the dead; he ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty; from there he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost, the holy catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen.

WOW: The four largest U.S. Catholic dioceses have seen massive growth: Archdiocese of Los Angeles: +139% Diocese of Phoenix: +23% Archdiocese of New York: +36% Archdiocese of Chicago: +52% Average Increase: +38%

Fulton Sheen on the Crucifixion

‘I’M SICK OF RICH PEOPLE NOT PUTTING THEIR F*CKING KIDS OVER IN THESE WARS’ — Theo Von to Joe Rogan ‘PUT YOUR F*CKING HONKY ASS KIDS UP THERE. LET THEM GO SHED SOME F*CKING BLOOD’ ‘Put your f*cking honky little fancy ass f*cking kid up there’

Paula White is a witch. Calling for pregnant women to miscarry their babies "in the name of Jesus" is just straight up evil. How on earth did she end up as Trump's 'Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office'?

🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Massie says the DOJ deleted key Epstein files before it could expose Israel and Mossad. Let’s make this go viral.

the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission

Sola Scriptura Geniuses are celebrating Easter this Sunday. Easter's date, however, isn’t in the Bible. The date was set by a Church at the First Council of Nicaea in 325 AD. Easter will be celebrated this Sunday because of Catholic Tradition. You’re welcome, Protestants.