TV Bill™

New year, same tweets! Go Yankees, etc.

@DannyManus Looks like it’s this one? imdb.com/title/tt079072…

To be fair, this was a very long time ago. Like, 18 years ago I think. Jonah Hill & Melissa McCarthy weren't even that famous yet.

Heather Graham pulled out of being the female lead of our film 3 weeks before shooting started because she had a yoga retreat the first weekend we were cameras up.

@mulletman69000 @BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Oh no he’s hitting on me. I’m flattered but not interesting. Sorry. 😉

@5States @BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL To try to say you’re overweight? You are overweight. Post BMI.

Who was the batter? I wanna know his name so I can personally thank him

@BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL A lot of words to try and say overweight at your disposal. Again I’m sensing a lot of pain here.

@5States @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL What was that muffin top?

@BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL Starting to think you just want a bunch of pics of me readily available. That’s ok. Like I said, I’m sure loneliness is difficult!

@5States @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL What’s that pudgy?

@BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL Ooof. This is your strongest stuff huh?

@5States @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL What?

@BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL You guys are very focused on the manliness of others. I’m starting to get your vibe. Do whatever makes you happy guys. Loneliness must be tough

@Detectivemale1 @5States @mulletman69000 @JaguarGator9NFL Nursed it while he downed hotdogs

@BevoBigsD @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Damn. Already ran outta stuff to say huh? That’s rough. Ah well, the written word isn’t for all of us ya know?

@5States @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Huh?

@BevoBigsD @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL That was a great day! Enjoyed myself. And what I said was don’t feel bad about calling yourself a fatso! You’re cool on Twitter and are “unrapeable”.

@5States @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL What’d you say?

@BevoBigsD @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Listen, that’s OK! There’s no need to call yourself a fatso and there’s no need to feel bad about grammar errors! Reading and writing and general health are not for everybody!

@5States @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL “Actuallyyyyy you made a grammatical error sooo 🤓”

@BevoBigsD @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL You’re a superior fatso? I mean, no need to belittle yourself with name calling. It’ll get better!

@5States @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL That’s right. I’m your superior fatso

@BevoBigsD @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL He said unironically with "Alpha Male. Well endowed." on his bio. 🤔

@5States @mulletman69000 @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL “At the bar” you wanna be manly so fucking bad 😂🫵🏻

@neverluckybro @Vbro242 @Jomboy_ Ok but I guess my question is are you actually concerned he has forgotten how to play baseball and is now bad or concerned about his long term ability after seeing these 7 AB's out of a possible 575?

@5States @Vbro242 @Jomboy_ he did this in spring training also ever since the WBC same exact at bats

Judge has taken some check swings on strike three lately that I don’t remember seeing from him.

@Vbro242 @Jomboy_ Like actually *actually* worried, in the 4th inning of Game 2 of 162?

@Jomboy_ i’m actually getting worried , seems to be in his head

@mulletman69000 @BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Quick question, I see you have a link there to join ICE, surely you also have?

@mulletman69000 @BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL I just assumed you guys only have one mode so I didn't wanna confuse you. Helps to speak your language and not enough to make an cool AI meme that you could gawk at.

@mulletman69000 @BevoBigsD @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Uh oh! Cletus and Alpha Male Bevo are after me! Like being attacked by the two most closeted people you've ever seen at a bar. 😬

@BevoBigsD @5States @Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL “I drink a lot of beer and I don’t care that it’s estrogenic because I’m a male feminist”

@Detectivemale1 @JaguarGator9NFL Just gonna keep going with this one till it gets a laugh huh?

@JaguarGator9NFL You are a homosexual

@Detectivemale1 @BigBabyDavid_ You're a bit of a sensitive loser huh?

@BigBabyDavid_ You are a fat homosexual

playing with kids huh

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

@JaguarGator9NFL Damn, not sure how they recover from this

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