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Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

Me pulling out my phone to check the time but I have to do it again cause I forgot to look at the clock.

if we listening to music together and I sing the lyrics wrong ima beat tf outta u

I am that person that will stop you & let you know that you already told me this

Nothing annoys me more than someone trying to have a casual conversation with me when they owe me an apology.

i wanna go shopping, but not with my money

me: “i need to be more social” also me when i step outside:

When I say my head POUNDING like a mf this is what I mean

Me whenever someone stares at me for too long.

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

How parents feel after switching between "you are still a kid" and "you are not a kid anymore" depending on what benefits them

When I’m angry and I hear someone say “she’s always like that”

looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of just to make sure it didn’t randomly change or that i made some bullshit up

Me going downstairs because my mom’s friends wanted to see how much ive grown:

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

me when someone remembers small details about me

yk sometimes these little aesthetic quotes really do the trick

That’s why I can never be 100% anti death penalty because some people just need to be exterminated.