Thea Tan@imtheatan
🔸Imagine Buying One Latte at Starbucks and Claiming Two Tables
So, “Entitled Character of the Year” goes to the woman at Starbucks who decided she needed a whole two-table real estate empire just to feed herself.
When I politely asked if I could have the other table because people were literally standing around with nowhere to sit, her response was: “I’m sorry, I’m using my table for my meals!”
Oh, I’m so sorry, Your Majesty! I didn't realize you rented out the entire Starbucks store!
It must be exhausting running a two-table corporate office and dining hall combo in a public coffee shop.
Next time, fold your laptop, put your food on one table like a civilized human being, and stop acting like paying for a cafe latte that grants you table ownership rights.
And shoutout to the others who sit on single drinks for four hours like it’s their living room:
Y’all need to look around and read the room, too. It’s a coffee shop, not a squatters' area.
Have some basic courtesy: move your bags off empty chairs, compress your setup, and let other paying customers actually sit down and enjoy their coffee!