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@racquetballl @brad_pepsi hi mason 🙋🏼

@69abbey69 @brad_pepsi Hi abbey

Im so high right now you need to stop

Heart’s not really in it today.

@CareFirst at DC pride but doesn’t provide gender affirming care??? FUCK Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

talking to my mom on the phone and my cat keeps chiming in

Bro you missed it the quick brown fox just jumped over the lazy dog

how you doin

my dream is to say something amazing and everyone smiles

accidentally left my homunculus in my car on a hot day and it melted into my backseats it’s impossible to get the stain out

To be honest I thought Bechdel Test was one of these two

This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

having to pause my game to hang out with my friends lately has felt like

my favorite thing to do is make a meal that smells bad and tastes bad and makes my stomach feel bad

i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird

Can’t tell if this is a bit

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

My name is Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny