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@JeffPassan this all seems very fair which means it’s swiftly getting thrown out and ripped up lmao

Currently, players need six full years of major league service time -- one year is defined as 172 days on a big league roster out of the 187 days in a season -- to reach free agency. The plan is that later bloomers would be free agents after five full years. But the proposal includes a provision that teams can keep such a player for a sixth season by offering him the average of the top 125 salaries in MLB. Essentially, if you have a star who came on late, you'll have to pay him, but you can keep him for six years.

@_Honest_Sports @Chabotsports who are you subbing them out for lmao we don’t have talent

@Chabotsports Can’t when your whole offense is built around low slugging 3-4 hitters that HAVE to play every day for some reason unfortunately 😭😭😭

This is what the Royals should have been doing for years,

@Mayor_Mojo @jbray721 @JeffPassan which seems to be exactly what passan is saying the MLBPA proposed

@jbray721 @MetsSuckAzz @JeffPassan Because teams that wilfully chose to be intentional non-competitive are objectively bad for the sport?

The MLBPA made its first proposal to MLB today in collective bargaining. Among the topline issues: - A "competitive-integrity tax" for any team that does not spend $150M - Increase minimum salary from $780,000 to $1.5M - Increase in base CBT threshold from $244M to $300M

@Champ_Lion orlovsky scaring the hoes

Someone whistled too 😹😹😹😹

@JohnyJ_15 lmao pitch up, pick* up

@JohnyJ_15 that’s wholly irrelevant lol what contending team is gonna wanna pitch up a guy with a 6+ ERA who bitches about his role

One dude’s opinion here: I think those comments from last night came from a guy that knew he wasn’t coming back lol.

@libertibibirti @LegionHoops @ballinthefampod @ToTheBaha i take it back he’s better than zach lavine so he’s better than 1 player on that list

@libertibibirti @LegionHoops @ballinthefampod @ToTheBaha austin reaves is a worse basketball player than every single person on that list

Lonzo Ball says he wouldn’t offer Austin Reaves a $240M max contract to re-sign with the Lakers: “I got $150 million for him, and he’s taking that sh**.” (@ballinthefampod, @ToTheBaha)

@royalsreview lmao what a fucking pussy, good riddance

Pitching is hard and I'm sure he's frustrated, but c'mon. You knew there was a chance you might start considering the injuries. Grooving pitches for Yankees batters was never part of the plan. mlb.com/royals/news/ba…

@bbqbaseball62 @SamBlum3 if bauer was a good teammate he’d be on a team i promise lol

@SamBlum3 Trevor Bauer was cleared of all charges, is pitching well and begging to play for free in the big leagues and nobody will touch him just because he was accused of something.....Wander actually was found guilty of something worse than Bauer was accused of. Never gonna happen

Wander Franco was found criminally responsible for abusing a minor in the D.R., but won't have to serve prison time. What does that mean for his chances of a big league return? "He’s done. He’s never getting into the U.S.” Story: nytimes.com/athletic/73110…

@unusual_whales maybe she can ask the church of scientology for help like the good old days

"Pam Bondi was diagnosed with thyroid cancer shortly after President Trump removed her as attorney general," per NYP

@UnderdogMLB @A_Jude who is this benefiting lmao

Bryce Miller and Luis Castillo will piggyback for at least one more turn through the rotation, per @A_Jude. Manager Wilson, pitching coach Woodworth, and president Dipoto met with Miller and Castillo separately on Tuesday to provide clarity on the situation.

@Mizzou_Cards_NO @UnderdogMLB stfu w this “rebuilding” shit, you’re over .500 and it’s almost june you don’t get to pick when you’re contending lmao

@UnderdogMLB doing that against a team rebuilding is one thing.. doing it with a 4.42 era is another

Abner Uribe has two words for ya

@1m0mrt @BrickStevenson @kcroyalstv @Royals what the fuck is the correlation to the tweet you’re replying to

@BrickStevenson @kcroyalstv @Royals Your team is losing 9-1. But congrats?

Bobby homers on his 2nd consecutive day for his 9th of the season.

@BrickStevenson @kcroyalstv @Royals ???

@kcroyalstv @Royals The first time ive ever seen bob go oppo

@Cxmxthzine @PatrickMahomes who is this for

@PatrickMahomes just retire bruh you had a good career

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@anarchydpn @UncleRocSports @RapSheet do you want internet points or something lmao this isn’t a post about the victim

@UncleRocSports @RapSheet yea fuck the person that got strangled hooray for fantasy football ig 🤦🤦

#Packers star RB Josh Jacobs has turned himself in to Hobart/Lawrence PD.

@OfficialDomNBA @bedsytoedrag12 fucking relax lmao, kobe on offense maybe, nowhere near the 2 defensively

@bedsytoedrag12 Let me put it you this way. TMac would have been equivalent to prime Kobe Bryant/Michael Jordan if it wasn't for injuries.

Playoff Scoring Leaders Every Year since 2000 00: Shaquille O'Neal - 30.7 01: Tracy McGrady - 33.7 02: Tracy McGrady - 30.7 03: Kobe Bryant - 32.0 04: Dirk Nowitzki - 26.6 05: Allen Iverson - 31.2 06: Gilbert Arenas - 34.0 07: Kobe Bryant - 32.8 08: Kobe Bryant - 30.1

@stxrsolace @E1podcast he’s fine he’s fine he’s fine he’s fine

@E1podcast rest in paradise country mac

The greatest trope is when a character has a cousin who is just a country/cowboy version of them

@SatimusMaximus @DeItaone we literally did this last year already lmao goddamn you people are fucking retarded youtu.be/j_1WnPalmkE?si…

@DeItaone Actual authentic refugees. Love to see it.

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