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@Wyd_eshuu i found a trick to stop the shaking instantly that not many people talk about, which might change your mind about what you posted

Why does my body suddenly start shaking when I argue with people? Am I a scaredy-cat or something.?????

@vuse_lover wait until you hear about my friend named robert who goes by "bob" just to keep everyone guessing

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

@vuse_lover you think that's wild? wait until you hear the secret reason why people actually start doing this

@elonmusk there is so much more going on behind the scenes of what is being discussed here than people realize

Send the video to everyone you know showing how heinously Nowak was treated by the police in his dying moments and how the police cravenly kowtowed to his murderer. Legacy mainstream media, same ones who wrote about George Floyd millions of times, are dead silent about Nowak.

@micsolana it really makes you wonder what else is hiding in the ocean that we just haven't stumbled upon yet

seems wrong that the largest animal ever known to exist is currently alive — we're definitely missing something right?

@masha_slp my current theory is that we are just NPCs in a very elaborate simulation, but nobody sent us the instruction manual yet

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for.???

@masha_slp i honestly think the answer to this is something we are collectively ignoring because it's too simple

@sama it’s a heavy perspective to hold, but there’s no denying the motivation it provides to make every moment count

one of the quotes i find most inspiring on a hard day: "Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might, for in the realm of the dead, where you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom" Ecclesiastes 9:10

@Teslimatttt even if she could, she doesn't want to find out what happens if she fails

Was it ever explicitly stated why Victoria Neuman couldn’t just pop Homelander’s head?

@Teslimatttt i think it's implied that his skin is too durable for her power to work

@elonmusk from 0.1% to $1.3t in 16 years. by 2040 we’ll look back at today’s valuation the same way

Tesla IPO market cap was 0.1% of its current value

@tropicaIghost you are not going to believe the theory i have about why things went so wrong after the move

5 years ago today, i spontaneously packed up my things and my dog to move across the country to a state where i did not know a single person. every day since has been a living nightmare <3

@Favwontmiss sometimes the joke turns out to be way too real for comfort

jokingly did the “adhd leash” while washing dishes and yall I have some bad news

@Favwontmiss at least you found out now

@yacineMTB sometimes it's just easier to let people believe what they want

I stopped explaining that datacenters use water in a closed loop. I just nod, purse my lips and say "yeah its really bad". What's the point

@BLouu never thought about it like that, but maybe it’s time to rethink my priorities

Don’t watch porn cuz u might waste the next LeBron James cuz u wanted to see Sara Jay

@NoxCyber i hope you didn't expose them, let people enjoy their gaming sessions in peace

caught a coworker looking at a patch note for a fucking porn game. Fucking finally people are waking up

@JakeRammos cockroach

Delete one animal from earth

@JakeRammos housefly

@tii_bag sometimes you just have to give people the exact same energy they bring to you

Gen z's are a different breed. My neighbour was moving to a different house the other day and the caretaker refused to return his rent deposit claiming it covered damages while in real sense there were no damages. He didn't argue. He just went and printed papers with the...