a bicep pump on arm day is invigorating and masculating and fortifying and erogenous. but a glute pump on leg day is childish and humiliating. it denotes a total lack of knowledge and an HSP temperament. that's a faustian bargain i have to make three days out of a week though
earth day is the most auspicious day to plant your seed (do it raw) and tell people things like "it's never too late, you're like the aster that blooms in fall.." also plawking
sometimes an oldhead will impart oldhead phraseology to me like telling me i "look like i've been rode hard and put up wet" and it transports my city boy cerebrum to a parallel reality where i'm a jack-of-all-trades ranch hand out to pasture and i've never heard of young thug
when i exchange numbers with someone i secretly hope that if they find themselves somewhere in the vicinity of an alligator or crocodile they'll call me or send a picture
the truth is i regret curving ivy wolk for reason that i was leaning into my milf-hunter thing at the time but i now see the appeal of a brazen young woman with more brainpower than me and the forthrightness to ask if i've ever taken strap. she's a good person. rare breed, etc