Alex Lockwood

reminder that the library does most things you can do at a office supply store’s print center, but better and probably free

a great social media feature that will never exist because it’s antithetical to the biz model: temporarily pause all content of a certain type for periods of time. In this case, I don’t want to see work things until 2025

@justinnethers Resist ✊

My company is attempting to bring all Cincinnati employees into the office full time starting on Jan 1. The problem is, 75% of my team is remote and there is a zero percent chance I'm going into the office 5 days a week. We'll see how this goes.

@lurkingtroll sleeping on this dumb theory, you’re right. being opportunistic seems more likely than investing anything in orchestration. though I do think there were enough stories of real or perceived monitoring by corporate overlords that the workforce has decided it’s better to assimilate

@71dpi True power does not need to be clever in its brutality.

half baked conspiracy: orchestration of divisive social media has led to the modern office worker interacting less on internal communication tools for fear of reprisal, which in turn gives more credence to RTO policies, which was the point

says nothing about the 4 month commitment I made to appreciating prior-punk through to grunge, but certainly no surprises here

forget everything else that’s happened, getting notifications of tweets like this is what will ultimately be this platform’s undoing

I Wanna Take You for a Ride ♪

@lurkingtroll Godspeed

This vacation week I will be focusing on moving at the speed of light through spacetime. 🌌

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

Finished replaying Quest 64. Truly enjoyed it.

@rudepetsclub a game of visual telephone game done with crude tools about how Amazon employees are Minions to that same end though, it might be more sinister if they actually tried

@71dpi He’s not actually the worst, but just seems like the most cynical version of a mascot you could design.

I just found out this guy is a thing and I fucking hate him.

How to do brand voice right in your more technical communications:

No recent results when you search em so gotta spread the good word myself; Fang Island released a new track and it’s everything I’ve been waiting for open.spotify.com/track/5BI9QfGV…

is there a name for the philosophy that all philosophical pursuits hold contextual merit and are worthy of study, but you’re absolutely disinterested in remembering the names of the people or movement?

@AngryTetris @rudepetsclub Incredible

@71dpi @rudepetsclub Women fear me Me fear job Me fish

Apparently I said “let’s gooooo” in my sleep and now I want to k*ll m*self

@AngryTetris @rudepetsclub I lowkey got a reputation at my last job for declaring that I was going to “walk out of this meeting and into the Ohio River” but the addition of the transformation into a fish would have buffered it with such whimsy. Wish I’d thought of that.

@rudepetsclub didn’t stop my 10 yr old from properly identifying 🍑

@71dpi They narrowly avoided disaster

Is the Liquid Death skull a demilich?