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@742_Days_Left

Satirist,comedy writer, minimalist. Everything I write here is satire and not meant to be taken seriously.

Katılım Kasım 2020
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illuminatibot
illuminatibot@iluminatibot·
This video went viral recently for using a window sign during a traffic stop. It's part of a new trend where drivers are displaying cards asserting their rights instead of speaking to the police. Thought on this?
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Bruce
Bruce@bruce_barrett·
These people are on our roads now.
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Katlyn Nicole 💕
Katlyn Nicole 💕@KatlynNicole26·
Nature is brutal The snake's head is pierced in an instant.
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742_Days_Left (parody account)
@mtmalinen A family in our neighborhood has been threatening everyone for 47 years. Finally our neighbor Joe snuck over there at night and killed most of them. Joe also destroyed the neighborhood’s water, power, sewer, and has blown up our roads. Weird thing is, no ones thanking him for it.
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Tuomas Malinen
Tuomas Malinen@mtmalinen·
After observing the conflict in the Middle East actively since June, there's really only one conclusion an empiricist can draw. Iran is on the side of good, while Israel and the U.S. are on the side of evil. They have lied to us, massively. The script has totally flipped.
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742_Days_Left (parody account)
@AwakenWithJP A family in our neighborhood has been threatening everyone for 47 years. Finally "Joe" snuck over there at night and killed most of them. "Joe" also destroyed the neighborhood’s water, power, sewer, and has blown up our roads. The weird thing is, no one is thanking him for it.
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JP Sears
JP Sears@AwakenWithJP·
Is Trump controlled by Israel? I asked him in this interview.
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IT Unprofessional
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession·
I just tipped 20% on a bottle of water I grabbed out of a mini-fridge myself. I brought it to the counter. The cashier didn't even scan it. He just pushed a button and spun the POS terminal around. The screen suggested 20, 25, or 30 percent. For a moment, I considered finding the custom tip option. But there was a line of people behind me. The cashier was making direct, unblinking eye contact. I folded under the pressure of a digitized guilt trip. I paid $4.80 for a Poland Spring. I basically gave a teenager a dollar to legally supervise me purchasing hydration. He didn't even offer a receipt. He just spun the tablet back around and looked away. I said thank you. I thanked him for letting me give him extra money. I am part of the problem.
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瞎玩菌
瞎玩菌@Blind___Gamer·
Who's Tony?
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Jeff Tiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich@itsJeffTiedrich·
my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus starts an unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war, blows up a building full of schoolgirls, destabilizes the world's economy, tells the Pope to go fuck himself, and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago
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starheal
starheal@starheal·
There's NO excuse for someone as wealthy, and with such a prominent AMERICAN position as Melania Trump not to invest in English lessons. It's negligent.
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Her_Nonymous_Diary
Her_Nonymous_Diary@Her_Nonymous_D·
was the customer and the boy messed up. But she didn’t budge. “He’s sixteen,” she said. “It’s his second day. He made a mistake. You’re an adult who chose to be cruel. Leave.” And just like that, it was over. The man stormed out, still muttering under his breath. The manager turned back to the boy, her tone completely different now. Soft. “You okay?” He nodded, still shaken. “I’m sorry I messed up.” She gently shook her head. “Everyone messes up. That’s how you learn. What you don’t deserve is abuse, not here, not anywhere.” At that point, the whole shop had been watching in silence. Then someone started clapping. And suddenly, everyone joined in. It wasn’t just applause, it felt like respect. For her. For what she stood for.
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Her_Nonymous_Diary
Her_Nonymous_Diary@Her_Nonymous_D·
I saw something at a coffee shop that really stayed with me. There was this young guy at the register, couldn’t have been more than sixteen. A customer came in, placed an order, and the boy rang it up wrong. It was a small mistake, the kind anyone could make, especially on the job. But the customer completely lost it. Raised his voice, called the boy stupid and incompetent, making a whole scene while everyone watched. The boy kept apologizing, his voice shaky, eyes already welling up. Then the manager walked over. I honestly expected the usual apologies to the customer, maybe offer a refund or free drink just to calm things down. But she didn’t do any of that. She looked straight at the man and said, “Get out.” The entire place went quiet. The customer blinked, confused. “Excuse me?” “You heard me,” she said, calm but firm. “Get out of my shop and don’t come back.” He tried making a scene, saying he…
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742_Days_Left (parody account)
742_Days_Left (parody account)@742_Days_Left·
@MaryK2022 This is standard US procedure to demoralize the enemy and make their people feel unsafe and unprotected. Read up on Falujah, Abhu Graib, and a million other similar operations. War crimes all.
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Mary Kathomi
Mary Kathomi@MaryK2022·
What an American thinks about Iran
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🧬Maxpein🧬
🧬Maxpein🧬@maximumpain333·
Thomas Edison would nap holding steel balls in his hands — the moment he drifted into the theta state and dropped them, the noise would wake him so he could **capture the creative ideas** that flashed through his mind. This wasn’t just a quirky habit; it was genius‑level brain hacking. Theta (4–7 Hz) is the brain’s natural “twilight zone” between awake and asleep, where insights, visions, and breakthroughs pop up most easily. Science now confirms that this state boosts creativity, intuition, and memory — Edison was basically **using his brain’s built‑in innovation mode** before we had the tech to measure it. ✨🙌🏾💫
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Dr Sheep Person Podge
Dr Sheep Person Podge@noplaceforsheep·
Trump tells Australia to either buy oil from the US or storm Iran & open the strait ourselves. Then slaps us with 100% drug tariff. As we funnel billions more to him for fantasy subs… What exactly are we getting out of this relationship 🧐
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742_Days_Left (parody account)
742_Days_Left (parody account)@742_Days_Left·
@Simon_Ingari This is not legendary! Saying, “not a great time for me right now,” is all you have to say. Lying to manipulate people is sad. Please get some counseling, grow a pair, and stop posting stupid things.
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Pepe Escobar
Pepe Escobar@RealPepeEscobar·
The Baboon of Barbaria is talking about himself: a perfect fit to the "stone ages" - where he belongs.
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Jeffrey A Tucker
Jeffrey A Tucker@jeffreytucker·
Trying to think at what point Trump's strange talk tonight broke that fragile thing we call credulity. It might have been when he said there was no inflation. That was a strange moment because one suddenly thought: what else is not true? Maybe nothing is true.
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