Cpt. Caveman

Toy and Shoe Drive for Kids of Farmworkers gofund.me/f1e92a7e 🙏🏼

@UClaiminYouReal Congratulations 🍾

I did a thing today! I married my best friend. Forever 4/3 💎 #KUWTC

@SomaKazima2 Ellen Degenerous?

?????????

@DavidFischer Fucking scam! 🤣 how much money I lost.

Be honest: who is old enough to say they played this?

@Kaylan_TX_ How tf did she keep slipping out of the cuffs?

And this moment…

It was at this moment she realized she fucked up

@magg0tlovr And hiking.

i have to share this message i woke up to from an ex-coworker who’s 20 years older than me

@BookerGWash Wait, he called it in, he couldn’t be bothered to be there in person? 🤣

Someone follow-up with that Black barber from Atlanta who claimed he didn’t know Trump’s campaign would use his barbershop to stage a political event in 2024. He ran to the media after he lost his customer base, claiming the campaign didn’t pay in full. Where is he now?

@evadentz 2089

well no because it says expires 3/31/89

@SomaKazima2 😂

Bob Dylan about to show up to your door with PROOF

@MarkShark420 @gaylestc @BurgerKing @BurgerKingCAN No, it says 3/31/89, that could be in 2089.

@gaylestc @BurgerKing @BurgerKingCAN That literally expired in 1989. There’s literally an expiration date

Hey @BurgerKing do you think I can still claim this Whopper? @BurgerKingCAN

@Elle_Chantel The new one is funny.

Idk what’s going on with me mentally but I’ve been watching all the Anaconda movies and idk why lol

Apparently it's Good Friday. But come on, what Friday isn't good, amirite. 🚬

@mjfree His shorts now

My dog stole my shorts

Boo’d right out of The Kennedy Center

@jaredpolis @Rockies @laurenboebert Someone’s getting beetlejuiced. 💦

The @rockies and baseball bring people together! Go Rockies! W @laurenboebert

@bluebirdpoopies @eternaltxts @DUDEwipes 😉

@eternaltxts wash your underwear inside out. its not the outside that has skidmarks

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@anabelle_dawn 🎯

each of these "insufferable" strong female leads are played by women who are smart, talented, beautiful and absolutely delightful, but who also don't hesitate to speak their minds, which is what is truly "insufferable" to men who hate women.

He’s not supposed to be in the cave when they roll the stone away 🤣

@Quadcarl “Geronimo!”

LFG!!!

@Bigqadi 😂 💯

Every black person knows that LL Cool J made history in this movie by becoming the first black person to survive a horror movie

@SomaKazima2 I’ve seen her IG. Not a good look. Thighs and hips don’t match, looks odd. But to each their own.

She looks like a BUG omg