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The Sooty Show
The Sooty Show@Sootyandco·
Happy Easter 🐣
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David Hughes
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[picking son up from karate] Me: how was it? Son: good, we learned- Me [chop to his throat]: fuck all, you learned absolutely fuck all
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Caz has just come back from Belgium and me back these amazing chocolates.
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Best tea I’ve cooked in a while.
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Also have these for pudding
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David Hughes
David Hughes@david8hughes·
Therapist: let's look at why you feel like such a big dumb loser Me: I didn't say that Therapist [looks at notes]: well one of us did
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SoBluesky
SoBluesky@ThatsSoBluesky·
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Anne Hegerty
Anne Hegerty@anne_hegerty·
YES, I KNOW. IT'S CHANGED SINCE THE SHOW WAS FILMED.
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@bunkernumber1 Fuck knows, haven’t been in one for 25 years
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Matthew Bunker
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Since when has every Barber shop turned into appointments only.
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Sarah
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I fancy a playlist and want your help. Let me set the mood for you:
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@retalsp That’s brilliant cricket!
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Retep Retals
Retep Retals@retalsp·
A run out off your own bowling to more or less seal a place at the World Cup then, Sunday Bloody Sunday.
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Just had these for tea, they’re fantastic.
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Juggalo Jesus
Juggalo Jesus@da_porgy·
The cops wanna question me about the death of my half-brother and I was so worried for a second, but this cop is a total loser lol. There's no way this Lieutenant Columbo guy will ever unravel my conspiracy. That inheritance is as good as mine! Hang on, he has one more question.
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Matt
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Wayne Rooney, 2002. #TheTraitors
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Just test drove this. It’s amazing!
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