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Matt
@matton79
Sod it, Angela. Let's just wet ourselves. 🏳️🌈
Liverpool, England Katılım Mayıs 2009
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@Chadderbox2018 I always pray they're not chatty. I don't have the stamina
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Why is it so awkward when there's workmen in your house 😅🫠
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All the chaps explaining to Stevie how comedy works in the comments are definitely not looking like nobheads
Stevie Martin@5tevieM
A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows
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@msloobylou Purdy and Figg got me at a weak moment. It doesn't clean well and smells vile. Stay strong.
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Dear Purdy & Figg, you will not get me however hard you try.
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I need to know more
Did You See?@TvDidYouSee
#OnThisDay 18 March 1993 📺TV Listings #GaryWebster stars with #GeorgeCole in MINDER. Michelle's emotions are put to the test in #EastEnders. #DawnFrench and #JenniferSaudners pay tribute to Sigourney Weaver in FRENCH AND SAUNDERS. #NeilKinnock guests in DROP THE DEAD DONKEY.
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@iamjonnyharvey I remember when Rik Mayall did his speech to graduates and said something along the lines of "change is constant, so you must never lose your wisdom". I've made it my business to stick to that one!
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You assume people get wiser as they get older, but it’s actually rarely the case
𐌕 🍂@fwtimini
What did you realize as you got older?
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@bosdovja92 I mean, hideous, but also impressive that he managed not to mention woke for once
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@mattFarris I had a Jack Branning obsessive block me. Probably for the best, Jack is a proper bell end.
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Randomly finding out that a fan account I've never interacted with has blocked me. AITA? #EastEnders
GIF
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@msloobylou I'm 22 years without a mum and I can genuinely say that other people keeping me in their hearts will be met with irritation and bemusement at best. The Britons of Facebook absolutely fizz over this mawkish shit!
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I too have adopted this pose in the past, and it says 'a photographer this short will get every jowl so lets try and disguise them with this cool AF pose'. And it never wins.
Great British Getty Images@shitbritishpics
British DJ Chris Moyles attends Radio One's "One Big Sunday" at Hyde Park (2001)
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Andrew Lincoln has no business not aging for 30 years when I look like I've been in 7 wars
Shiiine On@ShiiineOn_
This week in 1996 The first episode of "This Life" aired on BBC 2. Remember it ?
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@LikeATattoooooo I know they didn't want to make the mistake they made with Cawfee Vicki, so they came up with him sounding English cos he was at an English school, which was a stretch. But nobody can convince me that 30 years in the states can send someone full blown cockney!
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No shade to the hottie playing him, but whenever I think of Mark Fowler I can’t help but think of all the American actors they could’ve cast in the role offering a unique flavour to the character. Playing it safe has only given us a character that has yet to land. #EastEnders
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